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Yodelling lessons over appointment for yearly physical

Zzzzzz over studying...

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Airplane, fully-booked economy class section

Bed, under the covers, with your wife, after an all-you-can-eat chili dinner

Communion line during mass on Christmas morning.

During the presentation I am delivering next Monday and Tuesday, right after one of the audience asks a tough question and right in front of our director of sales and the prospect's CFO

Each time you thrust deeply into your lover.

Front seat of a movie theater during the flogging scene of Passion of the Christ.

Golf outing with your blind date, right before she tries her eagle putt

High School prom during a slow dance with the girl you were hoping to lose your virginity to.

In the middle of delivering a sermon, right after you say "Can I get an Amen, Brothers?"

Just before a co-worker walks into the staff room and passes right behind you.

Kitchen table while saying grace with your family before Thanksgiving dinner