napping (in your boss' lap)

offending

Peeing (on your boss)

Quacking (like a duck during your annual performace evaluation)

rousing (your boss secretary)

Sniffing (female coworkers hair)

Tossing Cookies (on the conference room table)

Undressing (during a meeting)

Violating (policies about intoxication during client meetings)

Washing (your bosses car with paint thinner and sandpaper)

X-rated site visitation on company time (while wearing your boss' wife's undergarments and smoking a crack pipe)

Z driving to your bosses house to bang his wife while he is away fighting in Iraq. (Oh wait that's not x-rated, that just makes me a douche!!).

p.s. I'd never do that. My bosses wife is uglier than he is.

Is there a "Y" word or phrase in there somewhere? :icon17:

oops i got a little exited to drive the "Z" I guess!!! (who can blame me!)

Lemmie try again,

Yodeling (while driving to bosses wife to apologize for having unclean thoughts about her while her old man is off in Afghanistan.

Then she invites me in for cookies and.... wait I'm digressing!!!)