Z car! (any Z would nice old or new not gonna be picky if the gifts a Z)

Amphetamine use

Blowing off assignments

Crack use

Dressing in Drag

Ecstasy use

Fraudulent resumes

Ganja use

Heroin dealing/smoking/slamming/snorting/cutting/shooting/purchasing

Intravenous use of heroine

jerking (your boss around by his throat after drinking 15 shots of Tequila at lunch, then smoking a bowl of black-tar herion laced chronic in the company restroom)

kidding (sleeping with your boss's wife)

Laziness

masturbating (while chasing the boss's secretary around the office in plain sight of clients)