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best of craigslist > san diego > Manhood Camping Originally Posted: Sun, 8 May 19:35 PDT

Manhood Camping

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Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT

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Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

- must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
- desire to be a man among men
- not afraid to wield a blade
- crystal, I'm not sharing mine
- must be able to make a fire
- gloves
- a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
- knowledge of modern music
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use


We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.


Dont' want to see"

- bad attitudes
- gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
- **** rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
- firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
- the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS


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Drunk Daughters 2007 BMX X3 si

Date: 2012-05-24, 8:06AM CDT

Selling my disrespectful, alcohol abusing, dwi arrested, spoiled bar bum of a daughters perfect BMW X3. The is a white X3 si, with xenon headlights, panoramic roof, all beige leather interior, all options with 105,000 miles on it. Just completed it's 100,000 maintenance 2 months ago and is in complete and perfect condition with only the driver being the malfunction. We paid $20,500 12 months ago for the vehicle. Needing to sell to pay her legal battles and to buy her a shiny pink bicycle with a horn until she gets her act and her life in order some time soon. Beautiful car with no exterior, interior, or mechanical issues. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx for information or to purchase.

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To the person who stole stuff out of my car yesterday


To the person who stole stuff out of my car yesterday (Either by Mudhens Stadium or the TMA)

Date: 2012-05-21, 11:37AM EDT
Reply to: cf2qj-3028730821@pers.craigslist.org

To the person who stole my backpack and it's contents:

I was on a date yesterday and unfortunately, I did not inform her of my manual locks as we exited the car. The two locations we stopped at were Mud Hens Stadium and the Toledo Museum of Art, so wherever it was that she left it unlocked, you saw an opportunity to rummage through my things and take some of my belongings. I am of course not mad at her, it's a simple mistake. Also, the date was fun, and I hope to see her again :-) You however did not make a mistake by way of accident, you were quite direct and aware of what it was that you wanted to achieve.

I am not really mad at you, either.

I should be, but I am not. I think because I had a fun day yesterday, it has helped keep my outlook positive. Also, you missed my Hammock. It's an ultraportable hammock that has an awesome strap system that connects to trees in seconds, and I am typing from it right now. It's very hard to be upset when looking out at green fields, blue skies while swaying rhythmically in the shade.

I am still unsure whether or not you managed to get one of my other hammocks, it might be in the backpack that you nabbed. If it is, I suggest you figure out a way to use it. It's an ENO Doublenest. You can order Straps through Eaglesnestoutfitters dot com, I suggest the prostraps. At the very least you got the rain tarp. That's specific to the hammock and enables you to hang in the rain, create shade and go out camping as an alternative to being in a tent. There will be other things you need, like a bug net and a sleeping pad or underquilt but you are halfway there! It even has the stakes for setting up. It's a more complicated system than it first appears but research and diligence will help you get it up and going.

The backpack is an Osprey Manta 30 and let me tell you, you've acquired quite the piece of gear right there. It is an awesome daypack for hiking, with many features that are desired by the modern day outdoor enthusiast! The backpanel as you might observe is VERY breathable thanks to the netting being stretched by a lightweight frame that keeps the pack from even touching your back. The hydration system is top notch, and has a rigid spine so even when the pack is full, you can slip the bladder with 3 liters of water in without having to re-arrange the contents of the bag itself. Also, the tube and mouth piece have a convenient magnet that attaches to the chest strap! That section in the back that attaches on to clips can actually house a bicycle helmet, and underneath there is a zipper that houses a protective rain jacket for the pack itself. The company, Osprey, also has something they call an "Almighty Guarantee" which means they will replace any damaged part, for any reason, whether the pack is a new product or one from the 70's. I tend to buy gear that is tough, that will survive ME because I put my stuff through some pretty terrible situations.

The backpack is about $160 bucks, which is a steal. The rainfly is about $80 and the hammock $65.. though this is all new, of course.

I have no idea what you plan to do with this gear.. if you are going to sell it, use it, gift it etc... but I really think you should use it. It's tremendously relaxing to go walking about and have the option to, at any time, lay out and enjoy the peace. All those prices I just threw out there are nothing compared to what you can achieve by putting them together and making time for yourself to enjoy life a bit.

If you do not need the gear, no what to do with the gear, or regret taking the gear you can get ahold of me through this page and we can arrange an exchange, with no danger to yourself from authorities or myself. Or, find someone who would dig this kinda thing. You took what you could carry and you left the really expensive stuff in the car, anyways. The prescription glasses that you saw in the case but left behind are literally just shot of a thousand dollars, and a poor college kid like myself would have a hard time replacing them (My eyes are bad). I had other gear in the trunk, but you made no effort to go after that, either. Looking at the positive, it could have been much worse. I also have an interview with an Outdoor shop today and if I get it, I will be able to replace the things you took easily with a discount and extra income. I'm confident that I will get the job, too.. I know my gear. I know my gear VERY well.

You went in my car to get something, well you have it, and I WANT it to be used. There is no reason why something someone worked so hard for should not be appreciated.

Just don't do it again. I learn from mistakes pretty well, and I also am quite resourceful.
Location: Either by Mudhens Stadium or the TMA
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