WARNING!! This might be considered NSFW for some...


































http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h9...e/37d0415e.jpg
This one is my personal favorite so far. He came to the mall wearing only this, posing for all the cameras, and when the cops came to get him he took off. Mind you, he was wearing 6" stilettos. That's talent to be able to run in those things.


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damn wish I could see that picture judging by the description. lol

Is it not showing up? I was just editing my post because I misspelled something.


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Hes brave!

What are you talking about? I wear that kind of stuff all the time!


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Pics?

Gladly!


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Mall stories...:tup: nice..:icon17:

I have been waiting for this thread! :bowrofl:

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h94/huck167378/crazy%20mall%20people/49d30ef0.mp4

This woman decided it would be freakin awesome to pop a few Oxi's while at the mall. She bought some perfume from me and looked fine, then walked into this store and started browsing. Slowly but surely the pills took effect and she got worse and worse. The girl in the video is Mia, the store manager and a good friend of mine. She has never been around drugs and didn't know what was wrong with the woman, so she got scared and asked me to keep an eye on her. Mia thought she was crazy or something, and she got nervous. I took one look at her and knew what was up, as I used to have to see my father in law like this on a daily basis. When the video starts, the woman had been in the store for almost an hour and had managed to pick some things out to buy, and was now trying to figure out how to get money out of her purse. I ended up calling security, who called the cops. When the cops asked her what was wrong with her, she told them she needed an insulin shot. They opened up her purse and found 82 Oxi 120's. She went to the hospital... Then jail. Her son who was in kindergarten at the time ended up going to a foster home from what I heard.

Stupid and sad.

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^ it's just a red x :(

Good grief you are surrounded by crazy at home and at work... LOL

Sorry, I'm retarded. Did the img code instead of the direct link. Fixt.


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Dude, I haven't even begun to tell you about my psycho Jewish boss.

But yeah, I want MTV to come down here and film a show called Cologne Wars, I could give them enough drama between home and work to fill 10 seasons of a reality show.


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