Huck's Official Crazy Mall People Thread!!
 

So I manage a store in the mall. I've been working here about two years now, and I see the weirdest, craziest, scariest, and funniest people in the world on a daily basis. I've seen everything from an 80 year old woman dressed in all leather leading her 80 year old husband around by a leash with a ball gag in his mouth, to a preteen throw up 2lbs of half digested twizzlers, to three black chicks go super saiyan over a guy they all liked. I figured I would post stories of all the drama that goes on around here, as well as pics of usual mall denizens whenever possible. I'm starting to get a little collection going on so I thought you guys might like to see what's I see everyday. Please feel free to post your own pertinent stories and pics as well!




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Ok so here's the first one! This dude comes into the somewhat often, and seems to have a love for Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga that is a little bit excessive.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h9...e/644e0b5b.jpg

He can also be found on the beach sometimes in a speedo that he has decorated with JB's face right on his nether regions.


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:wtf2:
We go to the mall near us for lunch so I will start to try to remember some of the people we see.

Do it! Although, speaking from limited experience, there's something about my mall that just attracts crazy like no other :)


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This is one of the guys that works on the cruise ships that dock near the mall in cape canaveral. I think he might be gay...

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h9...e/03852fab.jpg

Tight sweat pants, bra and a spandex purple top with the cellphone stuck in the waistband. All the girls that work in the mall were jealous of his ***.


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Oh yeah! :superghey:

Haha, just a LITTLE bit :rofl2:


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In for the lolz. I don't really go to the mall much so I don't have any crazy mall stories. If I do see something, I'll post it up.

What store do you run?

It's a place called the perfume collection. We have all kinds of fragrances, last time I counted we carried over 350 different smells.


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OH MY!!! :supergay:

0.o

:roflpuke2:

I'm pretty sure I've actually seen this guy. I don't remember which mall though.

Yeah I've heard he gets around, I've had reports of him at Merritt island, Melbourne, and someof the Orlando malls :)


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WARNING!! This might be considered NSFW for some...


































http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h9...e/37d0415e.jpg
This one is my personal favorite so far. He came to the mall wearing only this, posing for all the cameras, and when the cops came to get him he took off. Mind you, he was wearing 6" stilettos. That's talent to be able to run in those things.


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damn wish I could see that picture judging by the description. lol

Is it not showing up? I was just editing my post because I misspelled something.


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Hes brave!

What are you talking about? I wear that kind of stuff all the time!


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Pics?

Gladly!


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Mall stories...:tup: nice..:icon17:

I have been waiting for this thread! :bowrofl:

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h94/huck167378/crazy%20mall%20people/49d30ef0.mp4

This woman decided it would be freakin awesome to pop a few Oxi's while at the mall. She bought some perfume from me and looked fine, then walked into this store and started browsing. Slowly but surely the pills took effect and she got worse and worse. The girl in the video is Mia, the store manager and a good friend of mine. She has never been around drugs and didn't know what was wrong with the woman, so she got scared and asked me to keep an eye on her. Mia thought she was crazy or something, and she got nervous. I took one look at her and knew what was up, as I used to have to see my father in law like this on a daily basis. When the video starts, the woman had been in the store for almost an hour and had managed to pick some things out to buy, and was now trying to figure out how to get money out of her purse. I ended up calling security, who called the cops. When the cops asked her what was wrong with her, she told them she needed an insulin shot. They opened up her purse and found 82 Oxi 120's. She went to the hospital... Then jail. Her son who was in kindergarten at the time ended up going to a foster home from what I heard.

Stupid and sad.

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^ it's just a red x :(

Good grief you are surrounded by crazy at home and at work... LOL

Sorry, I'm retarded. Did the img code instead of the direct link. Fixt.


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Dude, I haven't even begun to tell you about my psycho Jewish boss.

But yeah, I want MTV to come down here and film a show called Cologne Wars, I could give them enough drama between home and work to fill 10 seasons of a reality show.


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:tup: