Third story..revenge on salesman
 

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This is a joke post right? Too long

Are we writing fantasy novels?

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I want those minutes of my life back...

OP must be bored to death :rolleyes:

Stopped reading after first 10 lines or so. 3 sentence summary?

ZZzzz.....ZZzzzzz

I stopped reading at warp drive.

Well I would be lying if I told you I was not unhappy with these first responses.

Of course this post just intended as a story.....just like the previous one about the Z which so many enjoyed. I thought I made that clear.

Well I have been writing and publishing things for years and sometimes editors and readers like things and sometimes they don't. Its something you learn to live with..:(

Guess the previous two stories went over well but not so well for this one..

Oh well..that's life..

And yes..for those that ask...a story about a car with "warp drive" is a fantasy..:)

well, i was looking that the post on my droidx and when i saw all text edge of screen to the other edge i thought my droid turn into a e-book reader. :icon17:

for those with a warped imagination, it was a fun read lol.

Anyway, you failed to ask the salesman about the dilithium crystal consumption issue.

LOL if a sales guy said that to me I would have punched him in the face.

Good story though, I enjoyed it. :tup:

I enjoyed the read! Interesting concept, and nice revenge! It was long, but that doesn't bother me in the least. Don't let any of the other posts deter you.

I actually had a salesman ask me if I wanted to look at the cars or just go ahead and "crank some numbers". What an idiot. We drove to a neighboring dealership and bought our Xterra from there.

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