because zombies can't type on the internet, and secondly, those rules are subjective, and as we all know, rules are meant to be broken...
that, and im sorry, but having alot of ammo is MORE important then avoiding bathrooms

These were Isamu's last words before he was thrown into the zombie pit :icon17:

hahahaha

Rule #5 No attachments

dude your brown *** would stick out like a sore thumb here in the great white north... i would pew pew you before you even had a chance to through me in the pit! :p

:shakes head:

Why the hell would we want to base our camp in Minot, ND? You can have the great white north all to yourself because we won't be there. :icon17:

Guys guys guys....if we fight each other the zombies win.

Not as long as I'm the last survivor. Then I win

But then you'll have to play all by yourself and that's no fun no fun at all.

He's probably use to it. :icon17:

:roflpuke2:zing

My place.....
http://www.box.net/shared/static/ssoq11p1m9.jpg

KZ = Kill Zone for Zombies
spkz = stupid people killed by Zomies (never hang out in a barn during a zombie attack!)
w = enclosed water well
B = boat for sea getaway iof zombie situation goes on more than 28 days
P = Propane tank to use for energy or blow up bunch-o-zombies
M/W maintenance/workshed to invent new zombie killing devices
FP = Fortified Palace including gun ports (windows to you civilians)


All non-zombies welcome.

:icon17::tup::tup:

Nah Isamu is a zombie now so we're still winning. Duh! :icon17:

:iagree: :tup:

the same reason you want to move to Antarctica!
only here you can plot the summer thaw and the harnessing of the Zombifuel

incorrect, as zombies can't type on the net...

Antarctica is just a backup plan. We don't want to go there unless we absolutely have to.

fuck it, im droppin nukes on all you fuckers :bowrofl:



then we will see whats up

So then you're just an Isamu impersonator. :icon17:

nope, im the real deal...


that's ****** up blades...

Right.......:rolleyes:

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

it's ok... like I said... nukes coming your way!

:rofl2:

Problem is you needs the keys and 2 people to turn them. And nobody wants to help a Zombie shoot nukes

I have people here...
and I don't need to keys to launch nukes from a jet :)

Still. Why would people want to help you when your a zombie.

you only THINK I am a zombie...
it only fools real zombies...


so in fact you are a zombie

Prove your not a zombie

:iagree: and that you are the real Isamu. :icon08: :icon17:

done! :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Sherlock Holmes mode on.......



1) Isamu claims to have launched nukes

2) Nukes have not arrived in a specified time interval

3) Zombies have no nukes

Elementary Watson, Isamu is therefore a zombie.


case closed

i never claimed to launch nukes...

you cannot read, ergo you must be a zombie...

I said I WOULD launch nukes at all of you in the event of Zombie Apocolypse..

Isamu wants to destroy humanity

Zombies want to destroy humanity

Isamu is a zombie

Isamu is a zombie, ergo Isamu is a zombie.

I simplified it, like they taught me in math class!

rule # (whatever)...make sure you can run/walk faster than at least one other person in your group.

/\ :rofl2: Isazombie.

I can't read because I'm a product of the Texas educational system, absolutely nothing to do with possible viruses in my brain! :mad: I couldn't read before there were zombies! :mad:


:smug:

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

no, i wanna destroy zombies... they are not humanity.. unless you are part of the zomanity... Lemers = Major Zombie

You're the one who wants to nuke us all. That sounds like Zombie talk to me.

Damn I wish we still had tags. Could have had a lot of fun with the tags in this thread :icon17: