What if we have it all wrong? What if killing the brain isn't the right way to kill a zombie? What if you have to kill the pancreas instead? We're FVCKED! Most people don't know their pancreas from the azz! :eek:

:icon18::bowrofl::roflpuke2:....OUCH my pancreas!

encino man funnies

trust me... when you have had as much experience with real zombies as I have.. you know.. its the brain

What if some zombie think with their roosters? do you shoot the rooster or the brain on the shoulders?!!?!?!?!?!!?! PANIC!

The only Zombie sex I've ever heard of was a failed attempt in the comedy movie Aaah! Zombies!! lmao

Aaah! Zombies!! (2007) | HumanZombies

A zombie once bit Chuck Norris.....it turned into Chuck Norris, now there are two of him!

That video on that link was hilarious. I am going to have to check out this movie.

you must also watch Stripperland and Zombie strippers

on the to-do list :tup:

did you ever watch those movies?

I actually (tried to) watch Aahh Zombies about 6 wks ago. Made it 20 minutes in, and decided that playing in fire would be more fun so I just went to bed.

zombie strippers was the stupidest movie ive ever seen... and ive seen some stupid ones. the only reason i watched the whole thing was for the boobs. not a lesbo but boobs are awesome. just saying

PrincessB FTW i watch that movie this weekend and it was pretty dumb.

:iagree: Boobs make the world a better place.

thats the point of a B movie... I never said it was "epic" or an "instant classic"


lol and pics or it didn't happen.. lol bewbs! :tup:

haha ill have to go to best buy just to buy it and take a pic with it :-) ill get right on it boys

This thread is awesome! :tup:

Has anyone seen the episode of Deadliest Warrior with Zombies vs Vampires? The best way to "kill" a zombie is to destroy its brain. This stops the signals from it's brain reaching the rest of it's body. Zombies are like superhumans. They are capable of doing what they do because there isn't anything limiting their bodies. We feel pain to let us know we are pushing our bodies too much. Zombies don't feel pain and are only limited by physical mechanics.

I can help there, but in the mean time.. cell phone cam pics in my inbox for review! :p

With the help of my chemical engineering knowledge, we could possibly set up a facility that would process zombie bodies into biofuels. This would kill two birds with one stone, but further research and development would be necessary before this is ready for large scale use. We'd also have to develop some sort of zombie trapping device to capture them in order to use them as a fuel source.

:wtf2:

just use people as bait... but we would have floor traps for them to fall through before they get to the "human"

Since zombies freeze you can harvest them during the winters of Canada and Alaska before the summer

Yeah but I was talking about the actual mechanical device that would hold them and prevent them from escaping.

Good idea. We can store them in a freezer. Wouldn't that mean that the best place for a zombie free hideout would be someplace like Antarctica?

Yeah but then we'd never get to see chicks in bikinis.

We'd have to build our hideout underground and we'd have heating. This would of course be a last resort if all else fails.

Well for heating and power we would have to bring some nuclear material. Utilize the ice and snow to prevent a meltdown. The steam can be used to generate power and heat.

Since we will be underground, we could possibly look at geothermal energy solutions?

Being underground in a zombie invasion sounds like a world of **** waiting to happen. No you're just gonna have to get use to the cold.

Well if they freeze in the cold, then there's nothing to worry about. Right? They would never even make it to us because they would freeze before they ever got there. If we're underground, they don't even know where we are if they do make it.

they can't climb out of a pit bro

Zombies will find a way. The always find a way.

but if they ever thaw out, they are back!

But we still need a way to transport them from the pit to the biofuel facility.

True. We need to collect them and store them in the freezer before they thaw out.

What if they bite you during transport?

one more "piece" of biofuel then is suppose.

So we are going to go out a collect our zombies and bring them back into our Underground "safe zone" where it is warm and they can thaw out. See where I'm going with this. Then it's zombie invasion in the underground and all sh!t breaks out with nowhere to go.

That's why you have a big machine transport them so that you're not anywhere near close enough for that to happen. I'm thinking a giant cage that is lifted by crane from the pit/holding area to the biofuel facility.

/\ I'd watch that movie, sounds entertaining. But you're right, there's a key flaw in that plan, if only I could put my finger on it...

No I think there is some confusion here. The Antarctic underground hideout I proposed is completely separate from everything else. The biofuels facility would be inside of our camp/city where we live. The Antarctic hideout was a backup plan in case all else fails. Sort of like the island idea, except even if they do manage to get close, they will all freeze.

Well that's what I get for not going back and reading the prior post.