Fun With Google Translate
 

Ok, everyone, here is the idea. Type a paragraph in a spoiler tag, then copy and paste the text into Google Translate from English to another language, translate it 3-4 times, and then translate it back again and paste the text. Also, include the languages you've used.

Like so:

XwChriswX is a nice boy. He is fond of playing Xbox games well with his friends Shadoquad and Blu. He owns a black Nissan 370z and has modified it to be really fast and pretty. Also, Chris is a homosexual.



English to Czech to French to Japanese to Russian to English

The fun is seeing how badly the original message gets borked. It's like a game of "telephone".

Have fun!

Lol!

I'll go again.

The Nissan 370z is a front engine, rear wheel drive sports car from Japan. It is the latest evolution of the Z car line, which has been sold in the United States since the 1970's. It is a lot of fun to toss around winding roads, and it also gets decent pick up in a straight line. It is gorgeous to look at, a real enthusiast's car. For a fraction of the cost, you can get looks and performance that are close to those of a Porsche or Corvette! Now that's a great bargain!



English to Dutch to Finnish to Hebrew to Lithuanian to English

This game is too much reading, but I'll go...


A Colts fan, a Texans fan and a Cowboy fan are climbing a mountain, and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Colts's fan insists that he is the most loyal. "This is for Indianapolis!" He yells and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Texans's fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for Houston!" and pushes the Cowboy fan off the mountain!!

English --> Spanish --> Bulgarian --> Polish --> Yiddish --> English

ROFL! That was awesome!!!

A Man U supporter, A Gunner and a Spurs supporter were caught out on the piss in Saudi Arabia. Drinking is a crime that carries severe penalties there and they were all sentenced to 10 years in a Saudi prison. It just so happened to be the King's birthday and he was feeling generous so he decided to reduce the sentence to 20 lashes of the whip and since it was the saudi independence day, he further granted the guilty supporters one wish each. When asked, the Spurs supporter said, "I wish for a pillow to be strapped to my back" His wish was granted but the whip tore the pillow to shreds by the 10th lash and he was left bloodied and in need of medical attention. Then it was the Man U supporter's turn and his wish request was 2 pillows. This still proved inadequate and the whip broke through at 15 lashes leaving him in a bad state. After that, the king tuned to the Gunner and said, since you are the last, I will grant you 2 wishes before your punishment. The Gunner thought for a minute then replied, "For my first wish, I'd like 100 lashes instead of 20." The king admired the man's courage and asked him what his second wish was. The Gunner replied, "Strap the Spurs supporter to my back."

English -> Slovak -> Haitian Creole -> Japanese -> Dutch -> English



IT MAKES NO SENSE LOL

LOL Phelan!

My favorite line was "washing machine" WTF FROM WHERE?! :rofl2:

OMG this is fun and all... but you guys need to quit it with the novels :roflpuke2:

especially phephe

Ok, I'll try...

Nina is the coolest female OG ever!



:roflpuke2:

English to Greek to Irish to Italian to Swahili to English

:owned::owned::owned:

:rofl2:

I have zero originality so I copied the OP's paragraph :p

XwChriswX a good boy. He likes to play Blu-ray Xbox and friends Shadoquad. Nissan 370Z is black, it changes very quickly. In addition, Chris is gay.

English > Hebrew > Russian > Persian > Chinese > English

You suck at tags, just sayin :p

ugh I hate you guys! :mad:

at least it's just at tags :bowrofl:

I honestly didn't plan it that way. <3

So much room for potential, must avoid derailing thread... :shakes head:

EDIT

English --> Azerbaijani --> Armenian --> Bengali --> Hindi --> Latvian --> English

I still hate you guys :mad:

Wouldnt have it any other way :hello:

Clearly, I remember picking on the boy. Seemed a harmless little ****. But we unleashed a lion. Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast. How could I forget? And he hit me with a surprise left. My jaw left hurting. Dropped right open.



English to Italian to German to Polish to English

:stirthepot:

Ok, I'll bite...

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."



English --> French --> Hebrew --> German --> Gaelic --> Russian --> Polish --> Chinese --> English

:icon18: NUH-UHHH!!! That's not what it translates to! :roflpuke2:

that's what I said about your stupid NOG sentence :shakes head: :p

:roflpuke2: :icon18: :inoutroflpuke:

My sentence didn't say NOG.



English to German to Italian to Polish to English

did you actually call me an OG?!?!?! :eek: :icon17: awwww

No, he called you a NOG. There is a difference.

well now i'm confused :icon14:

:facepalm:

:icon17: ♥

l wanna talk to Samson
Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden
'Cause it's hard bein' black and gifted
Sometimes l wanna throw it all down and get lifted
Everybody knows in my neighborhood
It's the bestest around
Samson's **** is blessed
Got the whole town on lockdown
Think about this **** please

English--> Czech-->Hindu-->Korean-->Portuguese-->English

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Chris is gay and everyone knows it. He isnt afraid to hide is truly homosexual side which is pretty disgusting. His booty hole is as large as that big crater in Arizona. As a matter of fact, it is his booty hole.



Pretty close

English to German to Spanish to Italian to English

Blue is from New York, hates jews, fags, hippies, gypsies, and anyone else that doesn't agree with him. He plays soccer. He loves Bayern Munich. He used to drink a lot but doesn't as much anymore.



English --> Polish --> Romanian --> Chinese --> Hatian --> French --> Scottish --> English


Funny, it still came out the same way... :roflpuke2:

You got a long ways to go http://smiliesftw.com/x/diediedie.gif

English > German > Irish > Russian > Chinese > English

:inoutroflpuke:

Pure win.

Somewhere in the black-mountained mining hills of South Dakota there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon.
And one day his woman ran off with another guy. Hit young Rocky in the eye.
Rocky didn't like that. He said, "I'm gonna get that boy."
So, one day he went into town and booked himself a room in a local saloon.
Rocky Raccoon checked into his room, only to find Gideon's Bible.
Rocky had come, equipped with a gun, to shoot off the legs of his rival.
His rival, it seems, had broken his dreams by stealing the girl of his fancy.
Her name was McGill, but she called herself Lil, and everyone knew her as Nancy.



English to Italian to Icelandic to Korean to Latin to English