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Trips 09-29-2009 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by StLRedrider (Post 217747)
nothin, i'm such an a-hole. i was out this mornin at work and this little old lady wearing her blue blockers and sportin her walker comes up to where i was working. she had just taken a shower in old person perfume. i had really had bad swamp asss and i was doing everything i possible could to squeeze my asscheeks together but oooooooooop's one gotta away and it was bad, the whole thing was, she never budged or showed any sign of getting blasted by what ever crawled up in me and died, dude i almost lost it

seniors loose sense of smell and taste your lucky or you wouldn't been able to live it down. :bowrofl:

frost 09-29-2009 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by StLRedrider (Post 217753)
she was less than 2 feet away from me, i'm i going to hell?

Not unless you did that motion where you cup it in your hands and throw it up in her face.

antennahead 09-29-2009 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple's (Post 217755)
seniors loose sense of smell and taste your lucky or you wouldn't been able to live it down. :bowrofl:

They also have a tendency to "blow it out their azz" as well, my Dad is a prime example.. seems the older you get, the more they just "creep out" with no warning , another reason she probably ignored you :rofl2:

StLRedrider 09-29-2009 09:26 PM

it was silent, but deadly.

StLRedrider 09-29-2009 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 217758)
Not unless you did that motion where you cup it in your hands and throw it up in her face.

she was only about four ft tall so it didn't take much for it to totally blindside her,lol

Trips 09-29-2009 10:06 PM

hey blue! what have u been up to?

antennahead 09-29-2009 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by StLRedrider (Post 217768)
it was silent, but deadly.

The dreaded "SBD" :eek:

Trips 09-29-2009 10:14 PM

yea some of those can peel the wallpaper of the bathroom walls...

frost 09-29-2009 10:17 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KlE4PNnEzU...+dog+farts.jpg

2theextreme 09-29-2009 10:23 PM

Ha! Reminds me of that Beavis & Butt-head scene.....

Butt-head: Pull my finger
Beavis: No WAY!
Butt-head: C'mon, do it
Beavis: Nothin'?
Butt-head: SBD
Beavis: Hahaha hehehe hahahaha

2theextreme 09-29-2009 10:47 PM

WARNING....may give seizures...but it's hilarious!

:icon17:

antennahead 09-29-2009 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 217888)

WTF :eek:

frost 09-29-2009 10:59 PM

< appreciates the seizure warnings. :D

Trips 09-29-2009 11:00 PM

we need cannabis fudge brownies

frost 09-29-2009 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple's (Post 217907)
we need cannabis fudge brownies

With raspberry sauce

Trips 09-29-2009 11:01 PM

yummy

2theextreme 09-29-2009 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by antennahead (Post 217897)
WTF :eek:

The enhanced You The Man Now Dog! Technoviking. ;)

Trips 09-29-2009 11:54 PM

"honk honk"

blue660r01 09-30-2009 12:13 AM

:wtf2:

dad 09-30-2009 12:15 AM

^night owl

blue660r01 09-30-2009 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by dad (Post 217945)
^night owl

That I am :tiphat:

blue660r01 09-30-2009 12:19 AM

Unfortunately I gotta head out though. class at 10am tomorrow. Later

Pushing_Tin 09-30-2009 12:24 AM

cheers bitches!

Trips 09-30-2009 12:26 AM

yo tin! the fires out up there?

phelan 09-30-2009 12:52 AM

evenin'

Trips 09-30-2009 01:01 AM

hey Phelan

BanningZ 09-30-2009 01:11 AM

Hey thread.

phelan 09-30-2009 01:23 AM

haha im staying up late for no apparent reason other than to watch anime ><

shumby 09-30-2009 02:14 AM

well wsa talking to the wife on MSN. Abarently the connection ws bad and I thought she did not have time for me. So as i am doing a short change and only get 4 houres off between shifts. I said:


find you are too busy to talk i am going to sleep.




now I get an e-mail calling ME an ******* for saying that and telling me to **** off.



FML




sorry just need a place to get that out there.

Trips 09-30-2009 02:40 AM

time for some corn pops!

Trips 09-30-2009 02:58 AM

the sandman's calling, night all

BanningZ 09-30-2009 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by shumby (Post 218008)
well wsa talking to the wife on MSN. Abarently the connection ws bad and I thought she did not have time for me. So as i am doing a short change and only get 4 houres off between shifts. I said:


find you are too busy to talk i am going to sleep.




now I get an e-mail calling ME an ******* for saying that and telling me to **** off.



FML




sorry just need a place to get that out there.

Wow technology FTL. :owned:

TX_370 09-30-2009 06:47 AM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...m-is-a-cat.jpg

Morning Useless thread

Caravanshaka 09-30-2009 07:39 AM

mornin' guys

Shumby, she'll get over it, just explain what was happening. I'm sure you know how it works, apologize even though it probably wasn't your fault. Just remember, a pissed off wife can make your life miserable, a happy wife gives you happy endings :rofl2:

Oh, and Scheduled Delivery date for my wheels is 10/2 according to UPS!!

TX_370 09-30-2009 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 218068)
Oh, and Scheduled Delivery date for my wheels is 10/2 according to UPS!!

Morning Caravan,
Delivery on Friday, could it really be?!?! I have my doubts...


Man, what are we gonna talk about when Caravan gets his wheels :confused:

xiven 09-30-2009 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TX_370 (Post 218070)
Morning Caravan,
Delivery on Friday, could it really be?!?! I have my doubts...


Man, what are we gonna talk about when Caravan gets his wheels :confused:

how it took FOREVER to get them

Caravanshaka 09-30-2009 07:56 AM

:rofl2: you guys are hilarious...you know we will talk about nogood and his crazy post count...kdo and his caturday fetish...and Dreamer and how long it takes him to get his Berk exhaust...

I believe it will be here Friday...UPS tracking has a scheduled delivery date, and they usually don't miss that. Now, whether my rear camber arms will arrive by Friday or not is another question...

TX_370 09-30-2009 08:06 AM

:rofl2:

kdo2milger 09-30-2009 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TX_370 (Post 218063)

this gives me a great idea! i need to do this with my wifes alarm clock...

why you ask...well because her alarm will go off when it is suppose to, but she will not hit snooze nor turn the crap music station off, so i am forced to lay there in misery listening to it because its on here night stand...then like 10 to 15 minutes later she finally decides to get up and turn it off :icon14:

with my alarm, i usually turn it off before it even goes off or immediately after on those really rough mornings...:rolleyes:

kdo2milger 09-30-2009 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 218068)
mornin' guys

Shumby, she'll get over it, just explain what was happening. I'm sure you know how it works, apologize even though it probably wasn't your fault. Just remember, a pissed off wife can make your life miserable, a happy wife gives you happy endings :rofl2:

Oh, and Scheduled Delivery date for my wheels is 10/2 according to UPS!!

:worship: to wheels shipped!!!


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