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PyroCustoms 09-15-2009 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 200590)
PS, if we went with that kind of logic, all the jews would be gone because we would have all became nazis. "Well, nazis are the new trend, shouldn't resist it"

It's funny, that's the example I was going to use.

2theextreme 09-15-2009 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by PyroCustoms (Post 200593)
Yeah, but it's so hard to control the car sometimes, but it is more sanitary.

Ohhhh.....the MAN is supposed to be driving......I thought I was giving instead of receiving......nevermind....carry on. :bowrofl:

< 3000.....7 Rep in da hizzzz-ouse!

frost 09-15-2009 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by PyroCustoms (Post 200593)
Yeah, but it's so hard to control the car sometimes, but it is more sanitary.

Just crank one out and make her watch. Safer than road head with slightly more mess. :roflpuke2:

frost 09-15-2009 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 200596)
Ohhhh.....the MAN is supposed to be driving......I thought I was giving instead of receiving......nevermind....carry on. :bowrofl:

bwahahaha

PyroCustoms 09-15-2009 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 200596)
Ohhhh.....the MAN is supposed to be driving......I thought I was giving instead of receiving......nevermind....carry on. :bowrofl:

Yeah, man would have to receive, think of what would happen if she went into a fully body orgasm....

frost 09-15-2009 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 200596)

< 3000.....7 Rep in da hizzzz-ouse!

That's exactly 1/3 of mine, so give me 3 reps and I'll give you one :roflpuke2:

Just kidding AK!



























But serious, give me all your rep :icon08:























Still kidding AK :tup:

PyroCustoms 09-15-2009 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 200597)
Just crank one out and make her watch. Safer than road head with slightly more mess. :roflpuke2:

:roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

PyroCustoms 09-15-2009 10:44 PM

http://www.iloveroadhead.com/store/i...ADHEAD_Kit.jpg

frost 09-15-2009 10:45 PM

^ just awesome

2theextreme 09-15-2009 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 200597)
Just crank one out and make her watch. Safer than road head with slightly more mess. :roflpuke2:

Yeah, no kidding. I remember once on the way from Virginia to St. Louis....it was getting kinda dark out....and the next thing I knew she........oops.....way too personal.....ENDING STATEMENT NOW FOR FEAR OF PM'S ASKING ME TO EITHER:

a. SHUT THE HELL UP!

or

b. WHY THE HELL DID YOU STOP? I WAS JUST STARTING TO UNZIP

:icon08:

PyroCustoms 09-15-2009 10:50 PM

Alright guys I'm out. Gonna hit the hot tub.

Remember, receiving is only half the pleasure, whatever the other half is, that's your own business.

:usa:

frost 09-15-2009 10:50 PM

b i think. I was still unzipped from the last post, so I'm not sure if it counts.

frost 09-15-2009 10:51 PM

Catch ya later pyro. Good times mate

PyroCustoms 09-15-2009 10:51 PM

Good times!

2theextreme 09-15-2009 10:51 PM

later Pyro! Enjoy!

2theextreme 09-15-2009 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 200618)
b i think. I was still unzipped from the last post, so I'm not sure if it counts.

It counts....and now I feel inferior....you can keep going after the first one. :shakes head:

frost 09-15-2009 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 200622)
It counts....and now I feel inferior....you can keep going after the first one. :shakes head:

The trick is to just not stop.

2theextreme 09-15-2009 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 200623)
The trick is to just not stop.

Good evening...and welcome to Sex Talk with frost. I'm your host, frost. Just give me a second to wrap up from my first one.....hold on......gimme a second....or two.....ok....almost done......WHEW! Ok, now we can take some calls.......Tony? Your on the line, whats the issue?

Well, frost, first let me say its a pleasure talking to you. My problem is I like to hide in the ceiling and watch people masturbate. I like what I see.

<CLICK>

Ok, next caller, you're on the air.


:roflpuke2:

BanningZ 09-15-2009 10:59 PM

i think I fractured my thumb today. Not sure, but it hurts like a muthar.

Hi Useless peoples! :hello:

2theextreme 09-15-2009 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 200631)
i think I fractured my thumb today. Not sure, but it hurts like a muthar.

Hi Useless peoples! :hello:

:hello: back....and I smashed my pointy finger on my left hand yesterday on the kitchen table and the sound it made....I was scared for a second. Today....its bruised like a son of a gun! Hurts, too! I guess its possible to bruise a bone?

BanningZ 09-15-2009 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 200634)
:hello: back....and I smashed my pointy finger on my left hand yesterday on the kitchen table and the sound it made....I was scared for a second. Today....its bruised like a son of a gun! Hurts, too! I guess its possible to bruise a bone?

That's almost what I'm wondering if I did.

Broken finger bros! Cheers!

frost 09-15-2009 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 200631)
i think I fractured my thumb today. Not sure, but it hurts like a muthar.

Hi Useless peoples! :hello:

Not sure of what, how you did it? Is it your dominate hand?

2theextreme 09-15-2009 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 200639)
That's almost what I'm wondering if I did.

Broken finger bros! Cheers!

Woo hoo! :tup: I was told by a friend earlier that it could take a few weeks before it starts feeling better and heals up...ugh!

2theextreme 09-15-2009 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 200640)
Not sure of what, how you did it? Is it your dominate hand?

<sneaks in> for me, it was my dominate hand....looks like I'm gonna be lonlier than I already am for a few days. *BIG SIGH*


:bowrofl: sorry....had to take it there!

frost 09-15-2009 11:06 PM

I knew someone would. and if not, I would have.

BanningZ 09-15-2009 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 200640)
Not sure of what, how you did it? Is it your dominate hand?

Nope. I'm left handed, and the hurt one is my right. Smashed my thumb 4 times with a framing hammer. Normally I am master supreme with a hammer, just not today.

2theextreme 09-15-2009 11:07 PM

Looks at the clock....ah hell....20 more minutes and ATHF is on! Might as well stay up! :tup:

BanningZ 09-15-2009 11:08 PM

ATHF new episodes soon!

frost 09-15-2009 11:09 PM

I hear left handed people worship satan and smoke marijuana cigarettes

frost 09-15-2009 11:09 PM

I wish new episodes of venture brothers would come on :|

2theextreme 09-15-2009 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 200648)
I hear left handed people worship satan and smoke marijuana cigarettes

What about people like me? Write with my right hand but throw with my left. Kick with my left foot but bat right handed?

I'm all f'ed up. :icon14:

frost 09-15-2009 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 200650)
What about people like me? Write with my right hand but throw with my left. Kick with my left foot but bat right handed?

I'm all f'ed up. :icon14:

I'm right handed, even though my left arm is much stronger and I mouse with my left hand; and I'm left footed, if that makes any sense.

BanningZ 09-15-2009 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 200648)
I hear left handed people worship satan and smoke marijuana cigarettes

Its true. Oh wait you have to believe in one to believe in the other.

I actually prefer to think of myself as an apathetic agnostic. Don't know, don't care.

2theextreme 09-15-2009 11:12 PM

Do they make special mice for left handers? Never even thought about that until now!

BanningZ 09-15-2009 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 200654)
Do they make special mice for left handers? Never even thought about that until now!

I have an ambidextrous one for my laptop, but I switch back and forth for my desktops.

I just found out I can't use a lighter with my left hand. hmm.

frost 09-15-2009 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 200653)
Its true. Oh wait you have to believe in one to believe in the other.

I actually prefer to think of myself as an apathetic agnostic. Don't know, don't care.

Dude, awesome term. Let's be super ironic and start a religion called apathetic agnostics.

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 200654)
Do they make special mice for left handers? Never even thought about that until now!

I'm sure they do, but I just a regular mouse. In the setting menu (in windows) you have to switch the mouse buttons around though or it feels weird.

2theextreme 09-15-2009 11:19 PM

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Ridiculous.gif
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:icon18:

frost 09-15-2009 11:20 PM

Well, passed my bedtime gents. I appreciate everyone who weighed in on the other thread. :tup:

2theextreme 09-15-2009 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 200658)
I'm sure they do, but I just a regular mouse. In the setting menu (in windows) you have to switch the mouse buttons around though or it feels weird.

Exactly why I asked! I just tried it....didnt feel right at all!

2theextreme 09-15-2009 11:21 PM

Nite, frost....lets do it again sometime....say....tomorrow evening, perhaps?


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