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every 26 seconds, a car is stolen in the U.S

Probably Corollas. There are too many of em' anyway.

We're number 1, we're number 1!

http://www.creativetime.org/programs...ama-792144.jpg

< keeps an eye on a certain blue 370Z that *might* be driven away by a certain *Canadian* since he asked if its parked outside or not.

explorer, taurus, integra, cherokee, caravan, dodge ram, f150, camry, civic, accord

^ top 10 list. 10 - 1

All those Civics and Accords I see........some could be stolen! I'm making citizens arrests on all of 'em!

did you know that America runs on Dunkin

:roflpuke2: RANDOM OUTTA THE BLUE COMMENT FTW!

Oh I know. I see the list every year.

I just really don't like Corollas

damn it's 6:45 PM. I came into work at 6:45 AM. I'm still at work. This SUCKS.

I run purely on energy drinks and coke.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-co...ts-do-coke.jpg

on select Bridgestone tires, you can get a 100 dollar prepaid credit card.

I need food. What goes good with hangover?

Maybe some fried eggs and a coffee can full of bacon grease and lard. :barf:

Oh and maybe some Dunkin :D

NEVER and I mean NEVER have a Monster Energy Drink and follow it up with a Caramel Macchiato! My eyes were like this > :icon14: afterwards. Just a friendly warning.

you know you can get dime stuck in your nose if you switch to Castrol GTX oil

Ok, the random comments are getting too random....I think nogood is just making shiat up now!

< ohh look...my post count reads the same forward as it does backwards! Hows that for random?

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Poutine is good

Swanson cures tooth rot

*Cringes* Gravy. I think I can still taste the Shiraz Tempernillo from last night.

i swear its from the commercials i'm watchin

Banning, I hear peanut butter....chunky peanut butter cures all that ails you.

(nogood told me)

Magic Jack has the "Simplest hookup"

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:bowrofl: ok, I've heard that commercial!

Dats a lotta barf! :roflpuke2: < got me rolling in it!

stolen 2006 toyota carolla, gray
suspects are armed
car stolen at knife point

gray? or gay?

Are you listening to police scanners now?

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Stupid Corollas

All this talk of stealing cars has been laughing about our universities security setup.
If anything happens on or near campus it gets reported and an email sent out to all students. Well UofH is not in the best of places to begin with, but I always love some of the places people rob.

Last year alone:
~Burger King
~Wendys
~Starbucks - drive thru
~Sonic
~Mugged someone on a bike

The list goes on, they are funny, I usually get the emails when I am at my office and they are shared with those around. Last one I got was the burger king one, black male, wearing black hat, black shirt, black doo-rag over face, threatened employee but ran after they could not open the register quick enough.

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frost? you 0k, y0?

I'd rob a Wendys. For their Chicken nuggets and Chili seasoning oil. Yum.

He's hungry as well

Ahhhh....makes sense. ;)

Indeed. The old lady and I are fighting, so I'm trying to figure out what to do for dinner.

I had a very unhealthy dinner....if you can even call it dinner.....2 ice cream cones and a hot dog....in that order. :icon08: