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smurfblu13 08-26-2009 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zZSportZz (Post 171013)
No I'm serious. At lunch today...I saw a random vag in the restaurant.

Was it floppy like bunny ears or a nice and tight little one just saying hi like so :hello:

xiven 08-26-2009 04:56 PM

i wonder if you can hot wire the Z

XwChriswX 08-26-2009 04:56 PM

It's the smurf man!

smurfblu13 08-26-2009 04:56 PM

Oh and 2theX said pics or it didn't happen lawlzzz

smurfblu13 08-26-2009 04:57 PM

Whatup nemesis :hello:

2theextreme 08-26-2009 04:58 PM

If someone jumped in my ride....I'd wish my key fob would shut the drivers door (if the person trying to steal it hadnt already!) and then the radio comes on.....and this really bright light comes from the radio.....illuminating the entire car......while the person is choked out from loss of air!

http://www.frugalyankee.com/files/ch...headlights.jpg

zZSportZz 08-26-2009 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 171015)
I'll say it.....pics or it didnt happen! :bowrofl:

No..you dont want pics. Trust me. It was a random vag...never did I say it was one I wanted to gander at.

This girl was in a short skirt..munching on a burrito (which she probably went to puke up after eating it - she was so unnaturally skinny) pulling a sharon stone in basic instinct. Wasn't pretty.

She had massive lippage. Its like someone glued a buncha cow tongues together.

:wtf2:

smurfblu13 08-26-2009 05:00 PM

So what your saying is it was floppy like a bunny lol.


2theX that is a greta movie. That man was attached to that damn car.

smurfblu13 08-26-2009 05:01 PM

and by greta I mean great :shakes head:

xiven 08-26-2009 05:02 PM

is the shocker really necessary in the avatar?

XwChriswX 08-26-2009 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zZSportZz (Post 171028)
No..you dont want pics. Trust me. It was a random vag...never did I say it was one I wanted to gander at.

This girl was in a short skirt..munching on a burrito (which she probably went to puke up after eating it - she was so unnaturally skinny) pulling a sharon stone in basic instinct. Wasn't pretty.

She had massive lippage. Its like someone glued a buncha cow tongues together.

:wtf2:

If you don't reccomend looking at pics, then don't give us such descriptive... descriptions lol.

zZSportZz 08-26-2009 05:02 PM

Smurf...in PA...you coming to the MID-A meet in MD?...u know u wanna...

XwChriswX 08-26-2009 05:03 PM

What part of MD are you in?

smurfblu13 08-26-2009 05:03 PM

haha stop Chris you know you loved it. My guess is you PM'd him for more vivid details. But it's just a theory.

2theextreme 08-26-2009 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zZSportZz (Post 171028)
No..you dont want pics. Trust me. It was a random vag...never did I say it was one I wanted to gander at.

This girl was in a short skirt..munching on a burrito (which she probably went to puke up after eating it - she was so unnaturally skinny) pulling a sharon stone in basic instinct. Wasn't pretty.

She had massive lippage. Its like someone glued a buncha cow tongues together.

:wtf2:

I totally retract my earlier statement!! NO pics and it DID happen!! :roflpuke2:

smurfblu13 08-26-2009 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zZSportZz (Post 171042)
Smurf...in PA...you coming to the MID-A meet in MD?...u know u wanna...

When is it? It could be a possibility, I don't have a Z yet, so if that doesn't matter than possibly.

zZSportZz 08-26-2009 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 171038)
If you don't reccomend looking at pics, then don't give us such descriptive... descriptions lol.

Ok ok....I give....


http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1151/40796703.jpg

XwChriswX 08-26-2009 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smurfblu13 (Post 171045)
haha stop Chris you know you loved it. My guess is you PM'd him for more vivid details. But it's just a theory.

Your such a co*k lol but thats why I associate with you =)

xiven 08-26-2009 05:06 PM

couldn't have been that bad

XwChriswX 08-26-2009 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zZSportZz (Post 171051)

Not being able to see pics FTW!

zZSportZz 08-26-2009 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smurfblu13 (Post 171050)
When is it? It could be a possibility, I don't have a Z yet, so if that doesn't matter than possibly.

Check in the mid atlantic forum for all your mid atlantic goodness :)

2theextreme 08-26-2009 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 171052)
Your such a co*k lol but thats why I associate with you =)

Thinking "Best Quote" thread.......:roflpuke2:

2theextreme 08-26-2009 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 171055)
Not being able to see pics FTW!

Indeed!!! :bowrofl:

xiven 08-26-2009 05:08 PM

not missing anything Chris

XwChriswX 08-26-2009 05:08 PM

Score one for the good guys!

zZSportZz 08-26-2009 05:08 PM

Hes missing a party. The pic says so...

smurfblu13 08-26-2009 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 171052)
Your such a co*k lol but thats why I associate with you =)

HAHAHAHAHA :tiphat:

XwChriswX 08-26-2009 05:09 PM

Well if it's a cow tongue party, you can keep my invite, that's one I won't be RSVPing

smurfblu13 08-26-2009 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zZSportZz (Post 171056)
Check in the mid atlantic forum for all your mid atlantic goodness :)

Thanks :tup:

zZSportZz 08-26-2009 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smurfblu13 (Post 171068)
Thanks :tup:

There is a bunch of us going...including a bunch of GTR guys. So its not a 370z only meet. There is a no fap rule on the GTRs though.

:happydance:

XwChriswX 08-26-2009 05:13 PM

If my tC ever f*ckin gets into this country I might roll up myself!

smurfblu13 08-26-2009 05:14 PM

Oh don't you worry about that, they don't do much for me lol

BanningZ 08-26-2009 05:15 PM

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...ystes/meat.jpg

smurfblu13 08-26-2009 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 171078)
If my tC ever f*ckin gets into this country I might roll up myself!

WTF you still don't have it?

zZSportZz 08-26-2009 05:16 PM

Lotta boosted tC's around here.

2theextreme 08-26-2009 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 171082)

:icon18:

2theextreme 08-26-2009 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zZSportZz (Post 171076)
There is a bunch of us going...including a bunch of GTR guys. So its not a 370z only meet. There is a no fap rule on the GTRs though.

:happydance:

:shakes head: I didnt know about that no fap rule....I'll just do it discretely in the corner.

zZSportZz 08-26-2009 05:20 PM

I'm addicted to twitter.

smurfblu13 08-26-2009 05:20 PM

:icon18: you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes

2theextreme 08-26-2009 05:22 PM

Myself and Lance (tooohip) just got our cars posted @ Altered Atmosphere in the "Customers" section....

Customer Cars | Altered Atmosphere Motorsports

:happydance:


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