That's what they all say!

My brother reproduced. How scary is that?

frost has been listening to too much tom leykis

The dude with the funny face who runs up on people and screams?

:icon18::roflpuke2: Is he still on? I used to listen to him, but radio show that hosted him changed format like, 2 years ago.

That's the one. He has a 3 year old daughter. Accidentally knocked up some chick he met at a bar. She's like his psycho ex-girlfriend now. And she truly is psycho. He deserves it. But my parents have to put up with her if they want access to their grandchild, and my parents don't deserve it. I've offered to kill her on several occasions, but they have yet to take me up on my offer. They keep saying "that's a really touching yet frightening offer, Ben." *shrug*

Rofl. For free? Or were you going to charge the current contract kill rate of $2,000 for a nonprofessional?

Like I'd charge my own parents. C'mon. ;)

lol....so bad

:rofl2:

So, this pic below is on the bottom left corner of the americanexpressdotcom logout screen. So every time I log out of amex, I see this picture, and being somewhat demented, I start imagining what the girl in yellow might be thinking.

The most obvious one that comes to mind is "I wonder how she'd react if I told her my true feelings for her."

Any other ideas?

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1245444332

Two thoughts:
1. I hate her for her youth, I must kill her
2. Why is she doing it like that? Doesn't she know it's wrong?

Or maybe: "I can't believe that b*tch is wearing my blouse again!"

still taking about the Maury show...lol

I see her inner monologue as saying,

"If only you knew who your real father was. But you wont, they'll never find the body."

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...09-43605PM.jpg

Edit: Maybe he's under the daffodils.