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nogoodname 05-30-2009 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 81579)
Ohhh, I got you now. I guess. Doesn't seem like it would work, but I'm all for trying. I teach a diver safety class every other week, so I know what an important topic it is.


alot of ppl drive wrecklessly.........i mean...rolled a stop sign..it's considered a good stop...the police even saw me....lol



just an example, one guy on here said.....if ur car runs faster than 12.99 on the 1/4 mile...you need a bunch of safety things...here, you need just a helmet....:icon14:

nogoodname 05-30-2009 11:22 PM

laters frost....i'll be back online 9am......lol

frost 05-30-2009 11:23 PM

I'll tell you what the main problem with driving is, the attitude of "it won't happen to me." People just feel like the rules of probability don't apply to them in their cars.

nogoodname 05-30-2009 11:27 PM

i've seen a car fly off the highway in front of me........sucks cause nothing i can do about it...............can't stop on ice during a cold cold winter

nogoodname 05-30-2009 11:29 PM

anyways.........i got lots more stories to tell you..........here's a preview


my college i went to was at the very end of the island.......many..i mean many student drove there..........and it's mostly us on the highway...............you can guess what happens often....

frost 05-30-2009 11:29 PM

lol

nogoodname 05-30-2009 11:31 PM

18 Km's of straight highway

frost 05-30-2009 11:32 PM

nice.

nogoodname 05-30-2009 11:33 PM

i forgot what i said............gotta go back a page




ohh yea...many Km's

frost 05-30-2009 11:34 PM

I thought you were hitting the sack. Too close to 4,000 to give up for the night?

nogoodname 05-30-2009 11:35 PM

still to far.......


ok ok.....i'm going now


hate to leave you alone on the boards....lol

frost 05-30-2009 11:35 PM

lol, yeah, youre the only one posting.
By the way, $410 for those takeda intakes. wtf? :icon14:

nogoodname 05-30-2009 11:36 PM

Dan has them for 349 with shipping in the U.S


410 is just too much, no heat shields even

frost 05-30-2009 11:38 PM

No doubt. Fuckin retards thinking people will pay that versus just buying a g3.

nogoodname 05-30-2009 11:40 PM

crazy fellas out there.


anyways, bye for now

frost 05-30-2009 11:42 PM

later.

Slidefox 05-31-2009 01:12 AM

Evening post whores!!

frost 05-31-2009 01:13 AM

That's us!

Slidefox 05-31-2009 01:28 AM

I need a...

http://www.khznoise.net/lordkhz/guiness-big.gif

frost 05-31-2009 01:29 AM

Couldnt hurt!

Slidefox 05-31-2009 01:31 AM

Got to be at Sky Harbor at 9am...

blue660r01 05-31-2009 02:15 AM

ughhhhhhh

Slidefox 05-31-2009 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by blue660r01 (Post 81723)
ughhhhhhh

Bad night?

blue660r01 05-31-2009 02:41 AM

drunk haha

BanningZ 05-31-2009 05:05 AM

3 teeth gone and almost completely healed. Ooh Ooh!

Drinking an interesting Shiraz Cabernet from Australia. a Wolf Blass 2006. Has a strong alcohol taste initially, and then it becomes very light tasting, and leaves a citrusy tang after wards.

Easy four legs. Very dark with a smell of current or something almost nutmegy

Nice wine for a lower tier price.

frost 05-31-2009 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 81743)
3 teeth gone and almost completely healed. Ooh Ooh!

Drinking an interesting Shiraz Cabernet from Australia. a Wolf Blass 2006. Has a strong alcohol taste initially, and then it becomes very light tasting, and leaves a citrusy tang after wards.

Easy four legs. Very dark with a smell of current or something almost nutmegy

Nice wine for a lower tier price.

Normally the darker the wine, the less I almost seem to like it. Not sure if one correlates with the other, just how it seems to work out.

On the white wine side, I recently discovered my taste for riesling. A wine that can be priced very well, but an awesome alternative to the "standard" Chardonnay and Sauvignon Blanc.

blue660r01 05-31-2009 10:44 AM

some girl drove her car off a little ditch last night at the bar.....one tire was hanging in the air and her friend was trying to push the car back onto the road...funny thing is this happened in front of a cop hahahahaha

frost 05-31-2009 12:50 PM

^ nice. dui i assume?

blue660r01 05-31-2009 01:54 PM

haha You betcha.

BanningZ 06-01-2009 06:10 AM

How to call the police when your old and don't move quickly anymore
 
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" :D

nogoodname 06-01-2009 08:14 AM

^^ did that really happen??

nogoodname 06-01-2009 08:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-iHjdUDlwg


very nice commercial.....

semtex 06-01-2009 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ (Post 82279)
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" :D

That is awesome! I'll have to remember this. Mind you, I'd have actually shot them. :rolleyes:

nogoodname 06-01-2009 11:21 AM

my kitchen and bathroom faucets are lifetime warranty...and i need to change out the main valve on the bathroom one. but i need the receipt to prove i bought it with the store.

I found the receipt, dated June '98.........hahahahahaha......

i'll be back, gotta go get that part.



it's a mixing valve, my faucets are single handle ones....so this valve opens a bit of cold water and warm water to whatever temp i want....not really feel like buying it..

nogoodname 06-01-2009 12:37 PM

crap....i can't get the valve out

nogoodname 06-01-2009 12:39 PM

http://www.moen.com/buyMoen/buyparts...u_refno=426488

BanningZ 06-01-2009 01:36 PM

Thats our Nogood. Stretching a buck!... or loonie for that matter. :tup:

semtex 06-01-2009 01:42 PM

So, my wife and I just conducted an insurance review with our agent, and we got to the question of whether or not we wanted to pay for extra firearms coverage. Of course, in order to have this discussion, he had to display the sum total value of all my guns, which until this point the wife had no clue about. Boy, that was an uncomfortable moment. You should've seen the glare she gave me. lol

If you guys never hear from me again after today, chances are she shot me.

BanningZ 06-01-2009 01:47 PM

call the police now and say that you shot some burglars. The police might save you!

dad 06-01-2009 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semtex (Post 82482)
So, my wife and I just conducted an insurance review with our agent, and we got to the question of whether or not we wanted to pay for extra firearms coverage. Of course, in order to have this discussion, he had to display the sum total value of all my guns, which until this point the wife had no clue about. Boy, that was an uncomfortable moment. You should've seen the glare she gave me. lol

If you guys never hear from me again after today, chances are she shot me.

Quick, fill out a will, so your guns go to me!


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