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Not worth loosing karma points over, just remember what comes around goes around.....
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i worked at Subway. A d-bag walked in and sat down and shouted out his order, then started reading a newspaper. Of course its Subway so I gotta ask what kind of bread, cheese, vegetables....... The whole time this dude is sitting down, reading his paper and ignoring my questions. I had to ask him 3 times what the hell he wanted on his sandwich. I got fed up with it and just started putting everything on it. Jalopenos,All the peppers, ALL the dressings, and then I put about a 1/4 inch of salt and pepper on the top of it. This sandwich was inedible. I wrapped it up and he left. I thought for sure he would come back but he never did.
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I used to work at McDonald's in high school, one time this dude was making fun of my accent and told me to go back to my country...see i wasn't born here...so I went into the kitchen and put my two fingers deep inside my anus then rubbed my fingers on the buns and gave it to him. I never knew what happened to him as I never saw him again.
Another time at the same McDonalds, I was sweeping the ground in the outdoor eating area. Two guys in a Ferrari pulled up and parked the car next to the eating area. I said to them, "Nice car!" Then the driver told me, "Yeah, you can never afford it." Then they went inside and ordered two milkshakes. I was still recovering from a cold and still had some lingering coughs, so I coughed up a big thick humongous mucous, and spit it into one of the drinks, then gave it to the driver. In college I was roommating with a Korean girl. She kicked me out so her friend could move in. a few days before I moved out, I emptied all the juice from her big Kimchee bottle and pissed in it to replace the juice. The next day, I saw her eat the Kimchee like she was in heaven. |
^ lol!
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So the way I see it... when someone acts like a complete dipsh!t and you put a rabbit turd in their milkshake, you're kinda just evening out the universe :tup: |
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