Foodservice shenanigan's
 

Well I know a number of you (myself included) have worked in the foodservice industry at one time or another (maybe still do). I would like to hear some good 'ol fashioned horror stories about sabatoge. :rock:

I was a waiter for a couple years and a bartender for a few years as well and I can HONESTLY say that I was an honest employee that never once sabatoged anyones food and always washed thoroughly after a restroom visit however...

I've also had friends like my buddy who worked in a bagle place where he decided to hop into the big water vat while it was heating up and decided to have himself a little impromptu bath time. Needless to say, all the bagels that went out that day were boiled up with his very own loving armpit care. Or my other buddy who worked at a Taco Bell and decided that just about every other day was a "hock a loogy" in your burrito day (especially if someone happened in that he didn't like). He assured me that if I have EVER eaten in a fast food place, I too was the lucky recipient of one of these special burgers, burritos, etc. :icon14:

Anyway... do tell...

There were several occasions when I was working at Taco Bell, from a typical taco slinger all the way till I was a general Store manager that funny things took place..

one time this fat chick ordered a chalupa extra cheese. She got what she ordered...1+ servings of cheese. However it wasn't ENOUGH extra cheese... so when she brought it back, and complained. well, being the kind hearted individual I am, I put like 5x the amount of cheese that was supposed to be on there, and sent the food out to her. she came back now complaining there was too much cheese... I sent her on her fat little way without any form of compensation as she was a total C-bag
not that exciting but im in a hurry.. will post more junk later

I had a similar situation happen but none of us were actually serving the food. In high school a bunch of my buddies and I went out to McD's for lunch. One buddy went to the restroom. Another buddy reached down his pants and grabbed a few stragglers. Placed them inside the guy's (who went to the restroom) burger. Next thing you know we are all literally rolling on the nasty McD's floor laughing. And the poor bathroom guy has a little curly hair sticking out from between his teeth.

OMG, terrible friends! :barf:

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lol this thread should be titled, "Why you should never eat out ever again". :rofl2:

see, I was never malicious... I just put like extra onions on peoples **** when they were ********, or jalepenos chopped up really fine and put into drunk peoples bean burritos... lol

now, after hours... thats a nother story

I guess I used to mix up drinks like long island's and when I put the straw in, sometimes depending on the person I would crab the 151 and pour some down the straw so the first sip they got a mouth full of 151. lol

See where I come from that's being nice to someone. The more alcohol the better. We were on a mission.

That is a bad thing???

Not at all!! I just loved seeing their face. Then I would right away ask them if I made the drink too strong lol

I fucked a few girls in the walk in cooler and the front counter.. does that count as shenanigans?

Wtf? I knew **** happened to people's food who gave a hard time, rude, etc., but just randomly hocking loogies and bathing in the water, I'd bash someone's fuckin skull in.

One restaurant I worked in used only 1 ice scooper. For ice in your drinks... And ice in the urinals. Basically EVERYBODY'S iced drinks came with a tiny serving of urinal traces

I started as a server for about 4 years, and worked as a Night Club bartender for 6 years.

I haven't sabotaged people's food because I would literally destroy someone for doing that to me.

When I first started as a server, I was serving a couple cops and they ordered a vegetarian pizza. I rang it in, and asked for extra sausage, and extra bacon because I thought I was being clever "Bacon, Pig, get it? lolz" and had recently had a couple bad experiences with the police and speeding tickets.

The kitchen guys were laughing their azses off as I left the kitchen, but I was actually pretty nervous bringing it out to the table, when I put it down, the cops actually laughed and ate it. The fat one said he only ordered vegetarian because his wife put him on a diet but he was happy with the bacon and sausage on it.

When I was bartending I had sex pretty much everywhere you can think of in the club. Washroom, managers office, VIP couches, Beer Fridge, Wine Cellar etc....

Girls at a high end club seem to think bartenders are some kind of big deal after they have had a few drinks, and we aren't hammered, unlike most of the other guys in the club. :bowrofl:

Not worth loosing karma points over, just remember what comes around goes around.....

i worked at Subway. A d-bag walked in and sat down and shouted out his order, then started reading a newspaper. Of course its Subway so I gotta ask what kind of bread, cheese, vegetables....... The whole time this dude is sitting down, reading his paper and ignoring my questions. I had to ask him 3 times what the hell he wanted on his sandwich. I got fed up with it and just started putting everything on it. Jalopenos,All the peppers, ALL the dressings, and then I put about a 1/4 inch of salt and pepper on the top of it. This sandwich was inedible. I wrapped it up and he left. I thought for sure he would come back but he never did.

That's like when I was spinning records... I got offers all the time, for some of the nastiest, freakiest **** ever... lol

I used to work at McDonald's in high school, one time this dude was making fun of my accent and told me to go back to my country...see i wasn't born here...so I went into the kitchen and put my two fingers deep inside my anus then rubbed my fingers on the buns and gave it to him. I never knew what happened to him as I never saw him again.

Another time at the same McDonalds, I was sweeping the ground in the outdoor eating area. Two guys in a Ferrari pulled up and parked the car next to the eating area. I said to them, "Nice car!" Then the driver told me, "Yeah, you can never afford it." Then they went inside and ordered two milkshakes. I was still recovering from a cold and still had some lingering coughs, so I coughed up a big thick humongous mucous, and spit it into one of the drinks, then gave it to the driver.

In college I was roommating with a Korean girl. She kicked me out so her friend could move in. a few days before I moved out, I emptied all the juice from her big Kimchee bottle and pissed in it to replace the juice. The next day, I saw her eat the Kimchee like she was in heaven.

^ lol!

Yeah but usually a food server is the one serving up the "going around" part due to the a-hole customer doing the "coming around" part.

So the way I see it... when someone acts like a complete dipsh!t and you put a rabbit turd in their milkshake, you're kinda just evening out the universe :tup:

:roflpuke2: Brutal!