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shadoquad 06-17-2011 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1175318)
I believe in a world where we can live harmonically with germs and we don't need to kill them. PETG.
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1175355)
I believe in a world where we can live harmonically with germs and we don't need to kill them. PETG.
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ZOLE 06-17-2011 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1175289)
Paraphrasing George Carlin...

"And I don't always wash my hands when I go to the bathroom, ok? You know when I wash my hands? When I get sh*t on them! Which happens, TOPS, 2-3 times a week."

:rofl2:
:icon18: Great bit, I love Carlin!

But yeah, I agree to some extent, I can't explain why I'm OCD about bathroom hand washing. I will go out and play paintball in the mud and give someone a big sweaty mudding handshake afterwards no problem.

I guess in the back of my mind, I feel sort of guilty touching my nether regions and then touching things others will touch also (doors, keyboards, people's hands, etc.).

Now if it's just me and I'm home, as long as I don't get sh*t on them I usually go without a hand wash afterwards (e.g. watching Football drinking beer and having to get up every commercial break to take a piss).

fullmonty 06-17-2011 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ZOLE (Post 1175400)
I guess in the back of my mind, I feel sort of guilty touching my nether regions and then touching things others will touch also (doors, keyboards, people's hands, etc).
I don't....Does that make me a dbag?

shadoquad 06-17-2011 02:43 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong, really, with washing more.

I just don't automagically feel an obligation to wash my hands after a pee if I haven't splashed. The looks I get are fun.

m4a1mustang 06-17-2011 02:45 PM
Shado, I am not comfortable indirectly touching your pen0r.

fullmonty 06-17-2011 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1175430)
I don't think there's anything wrong, really, with washing more.

I just don't automagically feel an obligation to wash my hands after a pee if I haven't splashed. The looks I get are fun.
I like to pee on the other guys hand and see if he washes.

shadoquad 06-17-2011 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1175439)
Shado, I am not comfortable indirectly touching your pen0r.
I know, you like to go right for the goal! "To hell with hands," you'd say, "Unzip, I'm comin' in!!!"
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 1175443)
I like to pee on the other guys hand and see if he washes.
rofl!

Monty: You washin' your hands when you're done?
Other Guy: Nope.
Monty: You are now! *splash*

frost 06-17-2011 02:53 PM
I always wash the hands because I'm trying to wash all the sins away.

Although there has been two occasions where I have been mad enough at someone to piss all over my hand then go touch as much of their stuff as possible.

fullmonty 06-17-2011 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 1175467)
I always wash the hands because I'm trying to wash all the sins away.

Although there has been two occasions where I have been mad enough at someone to piss all over my hand then go touch as much of their stuff as possible.
I can absolve you of your sins.... For a small fee

shadoquad 06-17-2011 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 1175467)
I always wash the hands because I'm trying to wash all the sins away.

Although there has been two occasions where I have been mad enough at someone to piss all over my hand then go touch as much of their stuff as possible.
:bowrofl:
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 1175472)
I can absolve you of your sins.... For a small fee
Rev. Monty will pee on your hands with the holy urine of absolution.

fullmonty 06-17-2011 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1175477)
:bowrofl:

Rev. Monty will pee on your hands with the holy urine of absolution.
I baptise with holy urine and fill you with white hot absolution

FL 4Motion 06-17-2011 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 1175467)
I always wash the hands because I'm trying to wash all the sins away.

Although there has been two occasions where I have been mad enough at someone to piss all over my hand then go touch as much of their stuff as possible.
/\ cut out the middle man and just go piss on their stuff=hands still clean and you still get your flawless victory.

PS--Frost, no amount of hand washing can cleanse YOUR sins bro (trust me, I've tried. :happydance:)

frost 06-17-2011 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1176051)
/\ cut out the middle man and just go piss on their stuff=hands still clean and you still get your flawless victory.

PS--Frost, no amount of hand washing can cleanse YOUR sins bro (trust me, I've tried. :happydance:)
:bowrofl:

PapoZalsa 06-17-2011 09:45 PM
I wash my hands before and after a go to the bathroom. Especially at work where I have contact with aircraft consumables materials and NDI.

Isamu 06-20-2011 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by dad (Post 1175303)
Seinfeld, that's the first thing I thought!
People wash their hands, go to exit the bathroom, grabbing the "filthy door handle":icon14:! I use the paper towels I dried my hands with, to grab the door handle!
this :tup:


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