ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker
 

Source: Scandals: ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker

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Makeup does a lot, I can't believe the dude is 44.

http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/...18-shamwow.jpg

He probably quoted her, "...because we can't do this all day."

Here's the chick:

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...27092sham2.jpg

By the way, didn't this dude ever get taught you never kiss a hooker?

damn...he shamwowed that ho!

Aww Frost deserves some credit for this one.

Lol, I should have made a new thread instead of posting in an existing thread :D

I repped you last night anyway

vince whooped that trick

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/m...w_mugshot3.jpg

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Damn dude a thousand bucks for that!?!?! lol :bowrofl:

Okay...this is totally uncool. Someone should ShamWow his effing ***!

From my understanding, he only hit till she let go of his tongue, lol

x2!
I'm not too familiar with the cost of hookers, but that seems a little steep for the level product. lol

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rofl @ the video.

But seriously guys, please teach your male kids to not kiss hookers. :shakes head:

Well, it's a good thing she was only kissing his lips!

^ I suggest just teaching them to have some "Game". That way they won't need to pay to make out with Brittney Murphy's character from "8 mile"

Edit: Now that I think about it she does kind of look like "Luanne" from King of the Hill

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...es/bmurphy.jpghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25...86/cap0300.jpg

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...otBadumtsh.jpg

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http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...27092sham2.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.c...ny_murphy1.jpg

Best story EVER! Check out my new avatar!! :p :ughdance:

lol shamtastic!

That is a complete win!

ok now that the hilarity has worn off a little it got me thinking..

so this guy makes a living selling things right? his job his to convience you into doing something based on his appeal..... ok doesnt the fact he had to PAY for sex speak badly about his ability as a salesman? he couldnt even sell his cack to some random drunk girl outside waffle house at 3am for free? who cant pull that off? also $1000? again the salesman thing. couldnt he talk her down to like $250 or better yet a happy meal at mcdonalds?

billy mays you and your big city burger slider station my friend have won the battle



vince = shamewow

^ x2

OMG!!! ^^^ REP for that pic. That's F***ing hilarious!

Wow, this gives whole new meaning to that new product Vince is now peddling: The Slap Chop!

http://www.deludeddiva.com/wp-conten...e-03-thumb.jpg http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog..._vince_02b.jpg



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OMG...ROTFLMAO!!! i need a shamwow to pick up these tears of laughter. this thread is so full of WIN. i'm gonna go buy these products now to support this guy. he was just keepin his pimp hand strong. SLAP!

damn they had quite a tussle

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picture 14 = :ughdance:

I wonder if Vince gave her his signature slap chop line when they got back to the hotel


"You're gonna love my nuts!"

Wow that's brutal. :eek: Looks like something you'd see on the b0g

the pic of her handcuffed to the bed looks like she was an extra in dawn of the dead

I think she looks hot in that picture. The handcuffs just set the mood. :drool: (just kidding -- seriously)

Totally. Did you see the bruise on her left shoulder? That must have hurt the next day.

that was brutal. he slap chopped her face!!!!

Wow... I saw him at my local bar and just because my friends and I recognized him he bought us drinks that night! He's a cool guy, didn't think he was that desperate to get punani though... Shame...

^ Desperate, or brilliant? No chick to hold him down from his career. Just a quick one, clean up with a shamwow, and he's back to selling us great products :D

LOL!:roflpuke2: