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rofl @ the video.

But seriously guys, please teach your male kids to not kiss hookers. :shakes head:

Well, it's a good thing she was only kissing his lips!

^ I suggest just teaching them to have some "Game". That way they won't need to pay to make out with Brittney Murphy's character from "8 mile"

Edit: Now that I think about it she does kind of look like "Luanne" from King of the Hill

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Best story EVER! Check out my new avatar!! :p :ughdance:

lol shamtastic!

That is a complete win!

ok now that the hilarity has worn off a little it got me thinking..

so this guy makes a living selling things right? his job his to convience you into doing something based on his appeal..... ok doesnt the fact he had to PAY for sex speak badly about his ability as a salesman? he couldnt even sell his cack to some random drunk girl outside waffle house at 3am for free? who cant pull that off? also $1000? again the salesman thing. couldnt he talk her down to like $250 or better yet a happy meal at mcdonalds?

billy mays you and your big city burger slider station my friend have won the battle



vince = shamewow

^ x2

OMG!!! ^^^ REP for that pic. That's F***ing hilarious!

Wow, this gives whole new meaning to that new product Vince is now peddling: The Slap Chop!

http://www.deludeddiva.com/wp-conten...e-03-thumb.jpg http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog..._vince_02b.jpg



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OMG...ROTFLMAO!!! i need a shamwow to pick up these tears of laughter. this thread is so full of WIN. i'm gonna go buy these products now to support this guy. he was just keepin his pimp hand strong. SLAP!