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wants to give me his seats and door panels. I will happily take them from him.
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If they lived closer, I'd think about it.
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knows I can drive down there very easily.
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Knows money talks
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^ Unless it's hush money :icon14:
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Made a funny!
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put on his lollerskates and went to town
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^ Likes to go Downtown
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sucks on lolies
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^ Can tie more than cherry stems in a knot with his tongue :icon14:
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practices for his dates on a cucumber
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is a cucumber
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loves cucumbers
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Plays hide the cucumber on himself.
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Found the cucumber in his...:wtf2:
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^ Put it there :ugh2:
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wants it there
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^ Bangs it in there
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asked me to
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^ Can't live without it
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taught me
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^ Got it the first time, but begged to be shown again and again...
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Was more than happy to keep showing ^^
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^ Knows any attention is better than no attention at all :ugh2:
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Just provided me the attention I crave.
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^ has my attention
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Should stand at attention when addressing me.
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^ Stands at attention and parade rest at the same time... Provided there's something good to look at. :icon17:
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Pitches a trouser tent everytime he looks in the mirror
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^ Knows theres nothing better than self gratification
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Knows I wouldn't know
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^ Has the right setup
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Wouldn't believe to cost of that set up.
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buys tampons
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must have a similar expensive setup being that he knows about the tampons
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buys tampons to give the illusion that he has that setup :forever alone:
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knows where I like to stick the tampons ......... in his :icon23:
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^ knows < would have never thought about tampons if it wasn't for ^^'s suggestion. ^^ must be speaking from experience.
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Enjoys pina coladas on cold days, which is everyday for him. because hes forever... :owned:
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Hasn't experienced a cold day until ^ has experienced a cold day in El Paso Tx
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