has his lights on

needs to take it easy, eagles style

Wants to be an easy rider. Jack Nicholson style.

Is glad it's Monday so he can reply to my posts

is helping pad my post count as well :tup:

Knows I'm here for everyone else's enjoyment.

knows he can please me at any time.

Knows I'm willing and able.

is fronting me the money for a plane ticket.

Will be required to pay ^^ back in sexual favors.

knows im hungry

Knows I just ate lunch

Doesn't know I just had a cup of coffee

needs to calm the hell down

needs to quit talking about Satin's playground

Over reacts to the word "coffee"

doesn't know the secret meaning of coffee

Knows that coffee really means sex

Knows that "Joe" means coffee so if "sex" = "coffee" = "Joe"

learned what coffee really was from GTA: SA

^ Needs to post cool pictures to make Monday better

needs to give away free Z stuff to make monday even better!

Is always asking for free stuff but pays more for it in the long run

^Should know there is no harm in trying;)

Thinks Lemers is a loser for not being premium

He snapped

^ Did some major burning. Ouch

Someone posted before he could post his comment.

someone but icy-hot in ^ jock strap

spends a lot of time tanning, but doesn't like tan lines. Tans nude.

knows how a sock is great sun protection among other things.

Just taught me how to correctly use a tube sock n

Knows how to put a condom on with his mouth.

^ learned the hard way

knows that I practiced on cucumbers, which is difficult, while he practices on cawkz, which is easier.

^ nose knot English, or the truth :shakes head:

likes to use the little "^" thing

knows that had Scott wished to pwn me, he should have said "nor the truth", and by saying "or the truth" leaves the door open for me actually having been accurate...

/geek
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Posted ^ latest portrait of himself

is drooling over the picture of Shado.