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Needs 2 bottles...the big ones!
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needs to get me them by tonight
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What ^ does with 2 big bottles noone needs to see.
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^ Pays to watch 'HK's Bottle Show' .. Not a bad way to spend ten grand
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is a baller when comes to giving HK money for a bottle show.
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^ Needs to watch more F&F, Mr Arizona
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gets a stiffy watching the Fast Five trailer
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Faps to WWE because of the oiled men in underwear
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Faps to ^^ fapping to WWE
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Now that ^ joined the fapping we have a circle jerk.
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is the pivot man of said circle jerk
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Came up with the idea of circle jerk
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Is the target at the center of the circle jerk
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A circle jerk used to be just that... a circle of men who were jerks. Then Lemers thought a better idea for the term would be a circle of men masturbating. He perfected the term and it is now in the Webster's Dictionary.
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knows im posting
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Hits on underaged Asian boys with his seductive Anime
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Takes seducing young boys to an all new level.
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is familiar with the priesthood?
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has converted to Catholicism
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lives in a town with a lot of historic churches
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Lives in a town where I worked for 4 years.
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Lives in a town
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Moved from the big city to a small town
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Doesn't know that I actually did move from a big city (orlando) to a smaller city (Clearwater).
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now knows that I can read minds
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dangerously parks in the middle of the road
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called me out on that one. I was so nervous someone was going to come around the corner. Probably not the smartest thing I have ever done.
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^ Is thinking back about what is the smartest thing he's ever done...
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is a -----------------. I forgot what I was going to say.
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^ Should know whatever it is he's trying to say, has probably already been said before. :tup:
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had his bottom 4 ribs removed so he can give himself a bj at work.
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^ Had his top 4 ribs removed to give more room for H sized implants :eek:
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^ Loves implants
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^ Loves implanting his 'part' into every customers car's 'receptacle' :icon08:
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checks out implants on the internet all day.
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^ Wishes he would order something again after that one time I hadn't heard from you after that night.. ergh i mean order.
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^ just confused the fuk out of me.
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^ Still woozy from the Chloroform... :rofl2:
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knows I have to get my fix before I take advantage of him
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^ Want's to get fixed before he goes into heat
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