should show me where the keys are :)

Should know it only takes 1 key to get into and start a Z. Not "keys"

should know its lunch time

^ Eats early

should know it's damn near dinner time here :)

^ sort of knew it's only 1:45 here. is it just me or is this day slow?

is feeling the day drag, like me, too... although, it's almost 5 here now which is when i'm going today, i'm working 9-5 this week :)

needs a monster

needs to hook me up with one... or 5

Hears dolly parton in his head as he thinks about leaving at 5 pm

makes love to dolly

Knows that I'd place flag over her face and say "I'm doing her for my country".

knows hes a brave man if he does that.

Knows she's rich and I'd be happy with half.

knows ill be at his new wifes house everyday so we can race your new gtrs in your backyard

Knows I'm a one marage man. If I ever get devorsed then I will never marry again. Just go from 20 yr to 20 yr old old college girls looking for free lodging.

knows ill be his co pilot in that adventure

Knows I putting in a want add:

Availible room near college. Looking for female renter(s) who's willing to work for free room and board. Must be flexible and open minded. Twin sisters perfered. Your photo gets a reply.

knows that the payment of room and board the twin offers will be a lifetime of pleasure.

If you refer to babies I ain't having anymore

knows im referring to a lifetime of fun with 23 year old twins

Knows I would like to trade in for newer models every couple of years.

Doesn't know how to be loyal to a brand and is probably never going to have a long running relationship. :D

knows his sig made me laugh

Knows I've gone from a long relationship to a longer one

knows that my day is almost over from stress

Is pissed at somebody......

Gets his hair stroked

Gets turned on by urinals.

Strokes leg hair

Shaves his legs to make penis wigs.

Obviously doesn't read the OG conference room. :tup:

Couldn't tell I wasn't OG by my black username

Missed my sarcasm and the big thumbs up smiley.

going to see his car 2tm

Is going to see my car and I'm jealous.

gonna have new headlights

Not gonna get to see new headlights tomorrow. :mad:

^ voted for my poor one-eyed dog

Loves his one eyed dog. Oh, he loves Rocky too. :tup: