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^ With the stamina of a 14 yr old boy :rofl2:
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is coming to see me in jan
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should prepare himself with a chastity belt
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should know it was already taken by trip
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^ Put up a good fight.
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was the one he fought
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^ Showed me how to convince the unwilling.
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knows i told him beating someone into submission is not the same thing as convincing...
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knows how to convince not to put out
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missed me
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knows i did
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Faps to my new avatar
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know his avatar is like hot damn. Do work lol
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knows I did twice today already
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is a lucky bastard cuz im still at work
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Is luckier because I just got to work and he will be off before me.
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knows tonight is party time!
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Exactly. Knows how to rub it in. :mad: Oh look. 700!!
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needs to get 1000 to be like ohh man
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^ That's almost 9000!!!
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is playing catch up but gave him rep
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knows I apprciate that and will return the rep this evening.
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Wishes he knew the woman in his avi.
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knows I would give my left testicle to know her on a personal level.
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Knows she already has plenty of left testicles.
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is making me sad from the reality check
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knows how to get rid of herpies
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Wants to know how to get rid of herpes
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Wants to know how I got herpes
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^ checks craigslist for a woman who will milk his prostate
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Dammit frost!!! Stay away from my damn window!!!! But seriously, if you know of one, send her my way. :tup:
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^ should know I actually just found one, which is what made me think of it.
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dibs on anus!!!! Need directions. (No, not directions to the anus, I saw that one coming)
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is flexible.
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Knows Uranus is a gas giant.
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is my venus
is my fire |
Warned everyone to stay away from Venus. She causes fire and not the good kind.
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Just set my eyes on fire and not in a good way
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^ has the clap
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