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Is rapidly losing his site due to obsessive masturbation and still won't quit.
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blinded his girlfriend on 1 eye
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Used to be ^ gorlfriend until she dumped him for me.
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his new girlfriend wears an eye patch
and dresses like a pirate |
Knows I like kinky Sh!t
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recently rejected by eHarmony
for answering a trick question wrong eHarmony: whats your favorite sexual position? Lemers: i like them all. kinkier the better eHarmony: thank you for your time. let us show you to the door |
Hey eharmony said that was confidential. ^ reviews eharmony rejected applicants because ^ is settling for the worst of the worst.
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should know I met three women and a sheep through eHarmony with one leading to marriage
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Virginia, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
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is not friendly
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is very kind
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knows im tired
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looks like 100 years felt on him
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Thinks I'm full of piss and vinegar
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knows he is
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