has too much rep

lol at Lemers.. ohh, so true

^ Knows leather is a waste. Cloth ftw :bowrofl:

knows i better get to work, before I get fired.

had fun.

Os a waste of company resources

made a funny!

That what she said when you pulled it out

still a virgin. doesn't know what pulled out means

Knows Ive got 2.5 kids.

pulled out too late.

Everytime ^ has sex he hears the same question "are you in yet?"

wife removed his sex rights after failing to replace a light bulb

currently hoping someone will help him replace the light bulb before before having to hire a handyman to fix the lightbulb and the anxious wife

Is volunteering to be his handy man if wife shares the rewards

knows I am licensed in all 50 states. I also do milk deliveries


http://www.dreamstime.com/sexy-handy...umb1835770.jpg

is also petitioning to become a member of the village people

used his turn to make a funny and I lol