It is a fact of life .....

Dog have masters, cats have slaves ................

Therefore, we have to apply the simple "Rules of Life" .....

Rule #1: Never get angry
Rule #2: Always get even

Soo ....

Take 1 hessian bag
Trap cat
Put cat in hessian bag
Place end of hessian bag around exhaust outlet, tie with cable tie (zip tie in USA ??)
Start car
Wait 8-10 minutes
Turn off car
Remove hessian bag from exhaust
Dig hole
Bury cat
Retain hessian bag for next cat

Thereafter, nod to neighbour when next you see him/her (Remember Rule #1) and then Smile knowingly (remember Rule #2)

My cat had to stay outdoors for a few months when I moved once. She knew the sound of my exhaust and would come running to meet me when she heard me coming from down the street. Never did it for any other car. If I sat in my car too long she'd jump on the roof, step onto the side mirror and shimmy her way into the window upside down and plop onto my lap. Then jump into the passenger seat and just sit there.

A few times I drove away with her in my back seat and had to go home to take her back. I swear, she thinks she's a dog and loves car rides. Back then I wasn't too worried about my paint. But now if she tried that I'd spray her with my windshield wipers mid leap right before her paws touched the paint.

Ha, maybe I'll try that next. I've been using some repellent I got at the pet store and a car cover. It's been working so far.

Go to havehart.com and order a feral cat rescue trap. I used it to remove 6 cats; I relocated them to the next city over. I still use the trap and have recently removed 6 squirrels with it.

We have way to many cat's as it is....

Talk to neighbor... Nothing comes out of that. Kill said cat and put on top of neighbors car.

This is a good idea, especially if the cat doesn't know you. Although, couple of my friends have cats that jump into the tub with them...

Ammonia works too, but you'll make the whole area smell like cat piss (because it contains ammonia!) and it will corrode metals, and probably the tires (and especially the paint).

Good way to go to jail or get a big fine, and make everyone in the neighborhood hate you. Might as well go into politics.

True, but my neighbors don't pay my bills nor my car payment. If there cat is on my property it's fair game as far as I'm concerned. Also... If I was a politician I would flat out lie and say I never saw cat's in this neighborhood before who would do such a thing. Or the Cat attacked first and threatened with WMD's. Just saying....

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