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bullitt5897 08-18-2010 09:56 AM

The Official Sex in the Z Thread! NSFW (possible language and pics)
 
Ok so here we have it. This is the Official Sex in the Z Thread... In this thread we will discuss the possibilities of having sex in the Z as well as share stories of having sex in the Z. Diagrams are much appreciated as well as step by step instructions :tup:.

I will start us off with the "Drive em cowgirl!" *Warning best done with E-brake up and parked with car off!!!*

Step 1: Move the seat all the way back and lean all the way back.
Step 2: Raise the steering wheel all the way up.
Step 3: loosen pants and pull down or remove.
Step 4: Your Girl crawls over and places her legs outside of yours *she is doing all the work and needs the room for her legs so give it to her*
Step 5: She holds on to the steering wheel at 10 and 2
Step 6: She hops on you just like reverse cow girl except this time she has a steering wheel to play with :bowrofl:

"Straddle Doggy Style" *requires short GF or Flexible GF*

Step 1: Move seats back and lay them down as far as possible.
Step 2: Make sure car is parked and in first gear. *imperative unless you like a shifter in the a** lol*
Step 3: GF straddles transmission tunnel and places knee in each seat
Step 4: While GF is in Step 3 she will grab onto harness bar with both hands and arch her back downward *effectively raising the butt for ideal penetration*
Step 5: Place your knees *for short guys* on said seats or rest your shins *for tall guys* on said seats.
Step 6: Place hands on breasts or harness bar and proceed to Straddle doggy style!!!

There is also "Reverse Straddle doggy style":

Step 1: Move seats back and lay them down as far as possible.
Step 2: Make sure car is parked and in first gear. *imperative unless you like a shifter in the a** lol*
Step 3: GF straddles transmission tunnel and places a foot in each seat and sits on transmission tunnel.
Step 4: While GF is in Step 3 she will grab onto harness bar with both hands and arch her back up making like a table top.
Step 5: Place your knees *for short guys* on said seats or rest your shins *for tall guys* on said seats.
Step 6: Place hands on around GF on Transmission tunnel, on Seat backs or harness bar and proceed to Reverse Straddle doggy style!!!

David@UAMotorsports 08-18-2010 10:06 AM

I hope this thread goes far. The one on myg37.com is pretty long. Interested in seeing how you Z guys do the trick!

Thanks again Mike

bullitt5897 08-18-2010 10:10 AM

no prob! ;) I was pretty tied up last night so I had to make it this morning hehe

Carno 08-18-2010 10:20 AM

Ha, while I haven't had sex in my car (yet), I do know that it's possible for a chick sitting on the passenger's lap to give the driver a handie, while getting finger blasted by the passenger.

It made for an interesting ride back to the house. Hard to balance driving safely with FUUUCCCCKK WE NEED TO GET HOME RIGHT NOW.

Edit: and before anyone asks, no, it was not the devil's threesome ;)

fullmonty 08-18-2010 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carno (Post 681537)
Ha, while I haven't had sex in my car (yet), I do know that it's possible for a chick sitting on the passenger's lap to give the driver a handie, while getting finger blasted by the passenger.

It made for an interesting ride back to the house. Hard to balance driving safely with FUUUCCCCKK WE NEED TO GET HOME RIGHT NOW.

Edit: and before anyone asks, no, it was not the devil's threesome ;)

Thats a kinky car ride.

And remember kids, you don't need backseats if you know what your doing ;)

bullitt5897 08-18-2010 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carno (Post 681537)
Ha, while I haven't had sex in my car (yet), I do know that it's possible for a chick sitting on the passenger's lap to give the driver a handie, while getting finger blasted by the passenger.

It made for an interesting ride back to the house. Hard to balance driving safely with FUUUCCCCKK WE NEED TO GET HOME RIGHT NOW.

Edit: and before anyone asks, no, it was not the devil's threesome ;)


hahaha great story!!!

David@UAMotorsports 08-18-2010 11:27 AM

Me and Mike also wanted to add a few things

1st. We would like you to say your height and weight. (see how it compairs to other)
2nd. We understand more than just us guys can own a car like the Z so we are very open to any females stories that any of you would like to share.

Thanks again everyone and lets see this thread start boomin. Alot of the guys over the the G community never even tried it till they found the thread.

PapoZalsa 08-18-2010 07:37 PM

Haven't got to used the 370Z, but the 350Z had plenty of stories in Florida...

Jordo! 08-18-2010 07:45 PM

Just drive her to a hotel.

This thread demands pics to be truly worthy.

fullmonty 08-18-2010 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordo! (Post 682836)
Just drive her to a hotel.

This thread demands pics to be truly worthy.

I'm gonna tell you the same thing a girl I was with told me once. 'Why pay for a hotel room when you can do it in the car for free"

Jordo! 08-18-2010 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 682865)
I'm gonna tell you the same thing a girl I was with told me once. 'Why pay for a hotel room when you can do it in the car for free"

A bed. A floor. A shower. Privacy. Room for changing positions while screwing without gettin your head stuck in an armpit.

I dunno, I'd rather put down a blanket in an open field if on the road is the time and place for love.

Unless we're talking road head, I suppose... then turn on the cruise control :icon17:

bullitt5897 08-19-2010 01:02 AM

Wow Jordo I never took you for a romantic!!!

Jordo! 08-19-2010 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bullitt5897 (Post 683391)
Wow Jordo I never took you for a romantic!!!

I just like screwing on the floor :rofl2:

David@UAMotorsports 08-19-2010 10:29 AM

I would imagine that having sex in a Z would be a bit of a challenge. At least for me anyways. Im 6'3 215lbs. Its hard enough in the G as it is :p

Jamaica 08-19-2010 10:35 AM

Open the hatch and get it on

fullmonty 08-19-2010 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dmfg37stt (Post 683790)
I would imagine that having sex in a Z would be a bit of a challenge. At least for me anyways. Im 6'3 215lbs. Its hard enough in the G as it is :p

See one of the very few perks to being 5'9

Carno 08-19-2010 02:39 PM

Haha, this thread has really gotten me thinking. I'm pretty sure that regular cowgirl in the passenger seat wouldn't be too hard. With no steering wheel on that side, I feel like you have plenty of front to back room. Then you could slide the seat forward about six inches and lean it back all the way to generate more head room.

I need to try this out.

bullitt5897 08-19-2010 03:36 PM

I am 6'2 180lbs and I can do it... I just make sure the women are 5'6 and below and less than 120lbs... hehehe

I got another position: "Straddle Dog" *requires short GF or Flexible GF*

Step 1: Move seats back and lay them down as far as possible.
Step 2: Make sure car is parked and in first gear. *imperative unless you like a shifter in the a** lol*
Step 3: GF straddles transmission tunnel and places knee in each seat
Step 4: While GF is in Step 3 she will grab onto harness bar with both hands and arch her back downward *effectively raising the butt for ideal penetration*
Step 5: Place your knees *for short guys* on said seats or rest your shins *for tall guys* on said seats.
Step 6: Place hands on breasts or harness bar and proceed to Straddle doggy style!!!

There is also "Reverse Straddle doggy style" also:

Step 1: Same as above
Step 2: Same as above
Step 3: GF straddles transmission tunnel and places a foot in each seat and sits on transmission tunnel.
Step 4: While GF is in Step 3 she will grab onto harness bar with both hands and arch her back up making like a table top.
Step 5: Same as above.
Step 6: Place hands on around GF on Transmission tunnel, on Seat backs or harness bar and proceed to Reverse Straddle doggy style!!!

Jeffblue 08-19-2010 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bullitt5897 (Post 684290)
Step 2: Make sure car is parked and in first gear. *imperative unless you like a shifter in the a** lol*

wait so, its not normal to stick a shift knob up your *** when you have sex? i do that even when i'm not driving.:ugh2:

David@UAMotorsports 08-19-2010 04:07 PM

I wonder how many people are going to go home to their wifes/GF's and be like "wanna go for a ride" ha ha :roflpuke2:

XwChriswX 08-19-2010 06:19 PM

This thread is full of fail without :pics:, and on that note, reccomend moving to the [NSFW] section so :pics:can be added. :tup:

SmoothZ 08-19-2010 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dmfg37stt (Post 684369)
I wonder how many people are going to go home to their wifes/GF's and be like "wanna go for a ride" ha ha :roflpuke2:

I know I haven't. I've thought about it, though. :icon17:

XwChriswX 08-19-2010 06:25 PM

Guys, guys, guys... You don't need a woman in your car to do these moves, just ask Phelan! He rocks them all solo! We saw the 'evidence' at the Fontana meet at the beginning of the month... Just ask him. :ugh2:

phelan 08-19-2010 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 684607)
Guys, guys, guys... You don't need a woman in your car to do these moves, just ask Phelan! He rocks them all solo! We saw the 'evidence' at the Fontana meet at the beginning of the month... Just ask him. :ugh2:

...what

XwChriswX 08-19-2010 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phelan (Post 684609)
...what

Those white stains on your seat about elbow height... :wtf2:

phelan 08-19-2010 06:28 PM

who said i was going solo? :ugh2:

XwChriswX 08-19-2010 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phelan (Post 684621)
who said i was going solo? :ugh2:

Like you have a girl.... :bowrofl: :roflpuke2: :inoutroflpuke:
































LoL Ok, I'm done. Just messin. I know you gots mad skills. Just look how you conqered the :vuvuzela:'s and took that girl to town.... (by getting a FB page :tup: )

phelan 08-19-2010 06:34 PM

chris, chris, chris...:facepalm:

XwChriswX 08-19-2010 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phelan (Post 684640)
chris, chris, chris...:facepalm:

:bowrofl: :roflpuke2: Oh hush, you had better luck than I did that day LoL

kielbasa16 08-19-2010 07:10 PM

My vote goes towards Drive em Cowgirl, thats some creative **** right there hahah. Though Ive been thinking about it and how a girl would react to the whole setup part, I imagine shed be like "Youve done this before havent you....?" Unless youre real slick. That or youd have to admit that you learned these creative Z sex positions on the370z.com which isnt all that sexy either hahahaha.

On another note my first car was a 3000GT and theres an infamous video of a chick riding the shift knob in one...

m4a1mustang 08-19-2010 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kielbasa16 (Post 684706)
My vote goes towards Drive em Cowgirl, thats some creative **** right there hahah. Though Ive been thinking about it and how a girl would react to the whole setup part, I imagine shed be like "Youve done this before havent you....?" Unless youre real slick. That or youd have to admit that you learned these creative Z sex positions on the370z.com which isnt all that sexy either hahahaha.

On another note my first car was a 3000GT and theres an infamous video of a chick riding the shift knob in one...

Haha I remember that video. :icon17:

SmoothZ 08-19-2010 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kielbasa16 (Post 684706)
On another note my first car was a 3000GT and theres an infamous video of a chick riding the shift knob in one...

link or :gtfo2:

kielbasa16 08-19-2010 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothZ (Post 684711)
link or :gtfo2:

Haha I have the links, not sure I can post them in this section tho can I?

SmoothZ 08-19-2010 07:35 PM

Then a PM is about as private as it gets. :hello:

kielbasa16 08-19-2010 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothZ (Post 684724)
Then a PM is about as private as it gets. :hello:

You have a pm, enjoy

SmoothZ 08-19-2010 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kielbasa16 (Post 684731)
You have a pm, enjoy

:tup: you haz been repped

bullitt5897 08-20-2010 09:39 AM

you can post the link but not the actual video...

Also, its easy to be smooth hahaha. if she says you have done this before be like yea in my mind with you... many times before babe! here hold on to the steering wheel and steer us towards Ecstasy!!! :tup: I has more skillz than Chris and Phelan combined and thats not sayin much hahahahaha!

bigaudiofanat 08-20-2010 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dmfg37stt (Post 683790)
I would imagine that having sex in a Z would be a bit of a challenge. At least for me anyways. Im 6'3 215lbs. Its hard enough in the G as it is :p

Shoot I am almost the same only 260ibs and I know I could get it on in a z, I have done it in both my civics not much room in those either.

bigaudiofanat 08-20-2010 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 684593)
This thread is full of fail without :pics:, and on that note, reccomend moving to the [NSFW] section so :pics:can be added. :tup:

I agree

TongMan 08-20-2010 10:00 AM

why no pics?


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