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bullitt5897 08-18-2010 09:56 AM

The Official Sex in the Z Thread! NSFW (possible language and pics)
 
Ok so here we have it. This is the Official Sex in the Z Thread... In this thread we will discuss the possibilities of having sex in the Z as well as share stories of having sex in the Z. Diagrams are much appreciated as well as step by step instructions :tup:.

I will start us off with the "Drive em cowgirl!" *Warning best done with E-brake up and parked with car off!!!*

Step 1: Move the seat all the way back and lean all the way back.
Step 2: Raise the steering wheel all the way up.
Step 3: loosen pants and pull down or remove.
Step 4: Your Girl crawls over and places her legs outside of yours *she is doing all the work and needs the room for her legs so give it to her*
Step 5: She holds on to the steering wheel at 10 and 2
Step 6: She hops on you just like reverse cow girl except this time she has a steering wheel to play with :bowrofl:

"Straddle Doggy Style" *requires short GF or Flexible GF*

Step 1: Move seats back and lay them down as far as possible.
Step 2: Make sure car is parked and in first gear. *imperative unless you like a shifter in the a** lol*
Step 3: GF straddles transmission tunnel and places knee in each seat
Step 4: While GF is in Step 3 she will grab onto harness bar with both hands and arch her back downward *effectively raising the butt for ideal penetration*
Step 5: Place your knees *for short guys* on said seats or rest your shins *for tall guys* on said seats.
Step 6: Place hands on breasts or harness bar and proceed to Straddle doggy style!!!

There is also "Reverse Straddle doggy style":

Step 1: Move seats back and lay them down as far as possible.
Step 2: Make sure car is parked and in first gear. *imperative unless you like a shifter in the a** lol*
Step 3: GF straddles transmission tunnel and places a foot in each seat and sits on transmission tunnel.
Step 4: While GF is in Step 3 she will grab onto harness bar with both hands and arch her back up making like a table top.
Step 5: Place your knees *for short guys* on said seats or rest your shins *for tall guys* on said seats.
Step 6: Place hands on around GF on Transmission tunnel, on Seat backs or harness bar and proceed to Reverse Straddle doggy style!!!

David@UAMotorsports 08-18-2010 10:06 AM

I hope this thread goes far. The one on myg37.com is pretty long. Interested in seeing how you Z guys do the trick!

Thanks again Mike

bullitt5897 08-18-2010 10:10 AM

no prob! ;) I was pretty tied up last night so I had to make it this morning hehe

Carno 08-18-2010 10:20 AM

Ha, while I haven't had sex in my car (yet), I do know that it's possible for a chick sitting on the passenger's lap to give the driver a handie, while getting finger blasted by the passenger.

It made for an interesting ride back to the house. Hard to balance driving safely with FUUUCCCCKK WE NEED TO GET HOME RIGHT NOW.

Edit: and before anyone asks, no, it was not the devil's threesome ;)

fullmonty 08-18-2010 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carno (Post 681537)
Ha, while I haven't had sex in my car (yet), I do know that it's possible for a chick sitting on the passenger's lap to give the driver a handie, while getting finger blasted by the passenger.

It made for an interesting ride back to the house. Hard to balance driving safely with FUUUCCCCKK WE NEED TO GET HOME RIGHT NOW.

Edit: and before anyone asks, no, it was not the devil's threesome ;)

Thats a kinky car ride.

And remember kids, you don't need backseats if you know what your doing ;)

bullitt5897 08-18-2010 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carno (Post 681537)
Ha, while I haven't had sex in my car (yet), I do know that it's possible for a chick sitting on the passenger's lap to give the driver a handie, while getting finger blasted by the passenger.

It made for an interesting ride back to the house. Hard to balance driving safely with FUUUCCCCKK WE NEED TO GET HOME RIGHT NOW.

Edit: and before anyone asks, no, it was not the devil's threesome ;)


hahaha great story!!!

David@UAMotorsports 08-18-2010 11:27 AM

Me and Mike also wanted to add a few things

1st. We would like you to say your height and weight. (see how it compairs to other)
2nd. We understand more than just us guys can own a car like the Z so we are very open to any females stories that any of you would like to share.

Thanks again everyone and lets see this thread start boomin. Alot of the guys over the the G community never even tried it till they found the thread.

PapoZalsa 08-18-2010 07:37 PM

Haven't got to used the 370Z, but the 350Z had plenty of stories in Florida...

Jordo! 08-18-2010 07:45 PM

Just drive her to a hotel.

This thread demands pics to be truly worthy.

fullmonty 08-18-2010 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordo! (Post 682836)
Just drive her to a hotel.

This thread demands pics to be truly worthy.

I'm gonna tell you the same thing a girl I was with told me once. 'Why pay for a hotel room when you can do it in the car for free"

Jordo! 08-18-2010 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 682865)
I'm gonna tell you the same thing a girl I was with told me once. 'Why pay for a hotel room when you can do it in the car for free"

A bed. A floor. A shower. Privacy. Room for changing positions while screwing without gettin your head stuck in an armpit.

I dunno, I'd rather put down a blanket in an open field if on the road is the time and place for love.

Unless we're talking road head, I suppose... then turn on the cruise control :icon17:

bullitt5897 08-19-2010 01:02 AM

Wow Jordo I never took you for a romantic!!!

Jordo! 08-19-2010 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bullitt5897 (Post 683391)
Wow Jordo I never took you for a romantic!!!

I just like screwing on the floor :rofl2:

David@UAMotorsports 08-19-2010 10:29 AM

I would imagine that having sex in a Z would be a bit of a challenge. At least for me anyways. Im 6'3 215lbs. Its hard enough in the G as it is :p

Jamaica 08-19-2010 10:35 AM

Open the hatch and get it on


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