The 370z Useless Thread II

[sexZness]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

I'm sorry, but I'm not looking to be tied down. Flattered, though.

first off... macho... where?! you're like the most passive aggressive person in this room

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by Lemers

And a lot less dead.

What's wrong with having sex with the dead? You can make your own holes.

Oh yeah, there's that too.

[sexZness]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

What's wrong with having sex with the dead? You can make your own holes.

Oh yeah, there's that too.

gross even for you, hun

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by sexZness

first off... macho... where?! you're like the most passive aggressive person in this room

lol details

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by sexZness

gross even for you, hun

I've been making necrophilia jokes on here since I've been here. I just don't do it all the time.

[sexZness]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

lol details

i need someone like..... (who's big and buff around here?? my guess is no one, if they're hanging around here)

[sexZness]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

I've been making necrophilia jokes on here since I've been here. I just don't do it all the time.

but you do it (necrophilia, not the joking)... and that's all it matters...

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[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by sexZness

i need someone like..... (who's big and buff around here?? my guess is no one, if they're hanging around here)

lol zing

There's muscly guys in Z's. I've met quite a few.

I'm a big guy, just not buff. Even then, you'd need a lot of work to qualify

I can't let the shadonkadonk be seen with just anybody, and I've seen pix.

[sexZness]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

lol zing

There's muscly guys in Z's. I've met quite a few.

I'm a big guy, just not buff. Even then, you'd need a lot of work to qualify

I can't let the shadonkadonk be seen with just anybody, and I've seen pix.

I dated a buff Z driver before.. but it was a 350Z still, sweet guy, super hot, a real gentleman, marines but I had to blow him off cuz he wanted to hold hands while we walked around the mall..

uh huh.... nigga pleaze! I'm not just anybody, I'm actually a girl and not a Thai girl if you get what I'm saying

[Footloose301]

Move to FL and we'll get married. I'm the man of your dreams

[sexZness]

Originally Posted by Footloose301

Move to FL and we'll get married. I'm the man of your dreams

did you read this, Shadobear?! someone's willing to take your volupcious booty in!!!

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by sexZness

I dated a buff Z driver before.. but it was a 350Z still, sweet guy, super hot, a real gentleman, marines but I had to blow him off cuz he wanted to hold hands while we walked around the mall..

uh huh.... nigga pleaze! I'm not just anybody, I'm actually a girl and not a Thai girl if you get what I'm saying

Lady (and I use that term loosely), I've had models hanging off of these big arms. It's the magic of the hat, you just don't know.

Originally Posted by sexZness

did you read this, Shadobear?! someone's willing to take your volupcious booty in!!!

He's in for a shock, then. Probably thinks I'm a woman. I could pass as one in Thailand maybe

[sexZness]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

Lady (and I use that term loosely), I've had models hanging off of these big arms. It's the magic of the hat, you just don't know.

He's in for a shock, then. Probably thinks I'm a woman. I could pass as one in Thailand maybe

you use a lot of things loosely but I ain't judging you can say whateva you want but PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

and you're too gd hairy to pass as a Thai woman

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by sexZness

you use a lot of things loosely but I ain't judging you can say whateva you want but PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

and you're too gd hairy to pass as a Thai woman

I wouldn't cheapen the image of those gorgeous models by posting them here.

Ok, I dunt haz pictures, but I have hed beautiful women in my time. I don't keep pictures after things break down, though. I was just dancing with some beautiful Chinese girls a few weekends ago, however. They were very beautiful.


And I can shave. Razors and shaving stuff exist... But you're right, with my hairiness, I'd have a better shot of passing as a woman in Italy.

[sexZness]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

I wouldn't cheapen the image of those gorgeous models by posting them here.

Ok, I dunt haz pictures, but I have hed beautiful women in my time. I don't keep pictures after things break down, though. I was just dancing with some beautiful Chinese girls a few weekends ago, however. They were very beautiful.


And I can shave. Razors and shaving stuff exist... But you're right, with my hairiness, I'd have a better shot of passing as a woman in Italy.

bahahahaha I LOLed at the visual of you dressed up as a woman wandering around the streets of venice

that's such an oxymoron (unless you were dealing with gorgeous model-like Chinese-born MIXED girls ) cuz that would imply that I'm beautiful and that's an absolute BS I could pass on as cute but beautiful? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA