I want skittles

:pics:

beer gut

Don't want

do haz :(

Everybody wants a beer gut. Why settle for a six-pack when you can have a keg? It's not really a beer gut, though. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine.

that's what i keep trying to tell myself, but deep down inside, i know it's a lie :shakes head:

I wasn't trying to call you fat, just cheer you up.

Jesus, I thought your type was supposed to be jolly!

**** you shado lolz

:tup: Don't worry, you'd have to really dedicate yourself to have a gut like mine. I may be the fattest owner on this site, or at least in the top 20.

hahaha

:bowrofl:

175 lbs of pure averageness right here!

I
Want
To
Go
Home

I
Want
To
Take
A
Nap
But
I'll
Be
Drinking
As
Soon
As
I
Get
Off
Work