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Coffee snobs! Man card removed!

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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 952549)

Coffee snobs! Man card removed!

You can't remove a man card based on not having an affinity for Coffee?? :gtfo2: Poon that's one thing... but not coffee...

:roflpuke2:

besides, ask ANY vet from Afghanistan from ANY country and see which coffee they drank while in KAF. Tim Horton's rules!
All the Americans I met there were addicted just like the rest of us Zombies Soldiers...:icon17:

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Originally Posted by wheee! (Post 952575)

:icon18: So true, those guys were going NUTZ over their doughnuts... It was quite comical. In the desert is one thing, but I'm still a Krispy Kreme fan till I die. :tup:

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 952577)

:icon18: So true, those guys were going NUTZ over their doughnuts... It was quite comical. In the desert is one thing, but I'm still a Krispy Kreme fan till I die of diabetes and heart problems from eating so much Krispy Kremes. :tup:

:icon18:

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 952581)

:icon18:

I think thats better than the alternative of the 'erps completely infesting and consuming every valuable resource in my body... :ugh2:

Hmm, sounds like humans on a planet... :icon14:

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 952584)

I wish I could go out like my hero, David Carradine.

:ugh2:

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 952621)

:ugh2:

You got to him didn't you...! :eek: He was so full of life till you sank your claws into him... :shakes head:

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Originally Posted by Sibze (Post 952707)

I Am Number 4 Useless

:bowrofl:

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Originally Posted by Sibze (Post 952716)

well... ya...

:tup:

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 952718)

:tup:

:nutswinger:

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Originally Posted by Sibze (Post 952726)

:nutswinger:

You're impressed. You can't deny it. :p

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 952733)

Felching butter?

:confused:

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 952733)

Feeling better?

Maybeeeeeeeee

snapp what did chris do to you?

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Originally Posted by Sibze (Post 952767)

Maybeeeeeeeee

Good. :tup:

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Originally Posted by 370zproject (Post 952781)

snapp what did chris do to you?

Sibze wasn't feelin too good yesterday... He wasn't his usual raping self. :shakes head:

Damn, it was hot on FL today

First time I have had to use the AC in 4 months.

I keep telling you to move to the south but you won't listen

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Originally Posted by Sibze (Post 954009)

I'm cold

Show some emotion. It'll go far with the chicks.

nah they don't like emotional guys, just ask the emo's :)

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Originally Posted by HKYStormFront (Post 954017)

nah they don't like emotional guys, just ask the emo's :)

I didn't mean :superghey: emotions. I meant man emotions like horny and caveman.

Find woman, get rejected, then fap with your own tears as lube.

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Originally Posted by HKYStormFront (Post 954041)

that's dark :wtf2:

Yeah, I'm meaning to see a doctor about that. It comes out like a dark tan instead of normal color. You think that could be because of high pus content?

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I don't think tears would work for lube. Better get a bottle of lotion just in case.

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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 954082)

I don't think tears would work for lube. Better get a bottle of lotion just in case.

that's what she said

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Originally Posted by WestCo Scott (Post 954212)

ouch.

That's what she said when you came in dry.

At least i don't have to use tears as lube to fap