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Same here man! She's hot

I'd tell her to take me to pleasure town.

I don't think she would need to be told

I mean, come on. That cane, that surfboard? She's BEGGING for it.

She wants to spank you with the cane and then lay you down on the surfboard and take a ride

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Someone once asked me how life is like in the Useless Thread, after a long pause I responded "It's like, mopping floors with muddy shoes."

agree ^^

Yup. It takes a special kinda person to post in this thread. lol

:tup:

says ghey-cwis :shakes head:

As I mopped tonight with dirty feet.

:yum: Mmmmm Paaaaatrick...

nice avatar homo :)

Thanks, you were the basis of it. :tup:

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I just fell asleep at my desk! But then I woke up!

I cannot believe I have never checked out this thread before. My life is complete. Who needs Calculus 2 when you have this? :yum:

:tup:

You all are not helping out my post count. I need some more activity in the useless thread!

filler post with witty sarcasm for clemsonwill to respond to

Tuesday is just as useless as Monday.

I need warm weather. Plain and simple.
My car has not moved in two months. I have not done any mods or detailing because my garage is an icebox. I stare at the snow and pray for global warming to finally arrive.
I plot the violent deaths of people posting of their wonderful day driving the canyons of some warm southern locale....

then I take my meds.

Yes, warm weather = great

You guys need to move here to the good ol' :usa:

We have plenty warm weather :stirthepot:

Ya............. no

I like Timmies too much....

(and don't tell me they have them there. I don't want to know...)

Yes, we have little boys here but you need to stay away from them.

What are Timmies?

You mean Tim Horton's?

I think there are some in the states, but I haven't seen any.

I remember seeing them when I was in Toronto AGES ago.

We have Starbucks. You will survive.

Fine, keep them to yourself. Geez.

Java. Joe. Cafe. Coffee....

I only drink premium....

:barf:

"...I like my coffee like I like my forum memberships..." :icon08: