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sexZness 10-03-2011 07:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1342331)
:roflpuke2:

You really should tie that thing to your leg... :rofl2:
i wish I could tie YOU to my bed :stirthepot: but my bed has no posts, so :rofl2:

shadoquad 10-03-2011 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342345)
i wish I could tie YOU to my bed :stirthepot: but my bed has no posts, so :rofl2:
:supergay:

sexZness 10-03-2011 07:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1342348)
:supergay:
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

XwChriswX 10-03-2011 07:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342345)
i wish I could tie YOU to my bed :stirthepot: but my bed has no posts, so :rofl2:
Oh hell no, you're not beating me with that asian horse dong again! :icon14:

shadoquad 10-03-2011 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1342353)
Oh hell no, you're not beating me with that asian horse dong again! :icon14:
Nina's got a third leg. They call her "tripod".

sexZness 10-03-2011 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1342355)
Nina's got a third leg. They call her "tripod".
over-used line, sir :rolleyes:

oh cwiz, it wasnt a beating... it was a lil love tap ;)

shadoquad 10-03-2011 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342362)
over-used line, sir :rolleyes:
Fine, I'll change my tune.

Nina is a man, but is often mistaken for a woman because of his freakish baby-sized genitals. It reminds people of a tic-tac with two raisins dangling there.

Isamu 10-03-2011 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342345)
i wish I could tie YOU to my bed :stirthepot: but my bed has no posts, so :rofl2:
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

now THAT's an inventation

XwChriswX 10-03-2011 07:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342362)
over-used line, sir :rolleyes:

oh cwiz, it wasnt a beating... it was a lil love tap ;)
I've never heard of love taps sending you into the wall... :rofl2:

Kinky bish! :rofl2:

Isamu 10-03-2011 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1342370)
I've never heard of love taps sending you into the wall... :rofl2:

Kinky bish! :rofl2:
that's my kind of lady

shadoquad 10-03-2011 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1342369)
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

now THAT's an inventation
No sh1t. She probably has a shrine of Cwis pix in her closet. Frost told me that she pays him to go through his garbage every day.

shadoquad 10-03-2011 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1342372)
that's my kind of lady
the kind with huge penors?

XwChriswX 10-03-2011 07:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1342372)
that's my kind of lady
What? The kind that slaps you with Horse Sized Asian Dongs?!!? :icon14:

:wtf:




:inoutroflpuke: :inoutroflpuke:

Isamu 10-03-2011 07:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1342377)
the kind with huge penors?
no thats you bro... or this dude I work with Ramirez. he banged a tranny in Guam

shadoquad 10-03-2011 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1342378)
What? The kind that slaps you with Horse Sized Asian Dongs?!!? :icon14:
:wtf:
:inoutroflpuke: :inoutroflpuke:
gmta

Isamu 10-03-2011 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1342378)
What? The kind that slaps you with Horse Sized Asian Dongs?!!? :icon14:

:wtf:




:inoutroflpuke: :inoutroflpuke:
LOL Shado beat you to it... lol

XwChriswX 10-03-2011 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1342385)
LOL Shado distracted you by beating you off... lol
Ehh, win win situation to me... :rolleyes:

Isamu 10-03-2011 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1342394)
Ehh, win win situation to me... :rolleyes:
yea, that's cool, it doesn't make you ghey if HE is elling your ay

sexZness 10-03-2011 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1342378)
What? The kind that slaps you with Horse Sized Asian Dongs?!!? :icon14:

:wtf:




:inoutroflpuke: :inoutroflpuke:
Okay, FYI I've never seen an Asian with a horse size dong :roflpuke2:

sexZness 10-03-2011 08:06 PM
Cwizzle, I'm coming over next month, like it or not ;)

XwChriswX 10-03-2011 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342399)
Okay, FYI I've never seen an Asian with a horse size dong :roflpuke2:
Stop shattering your mirrors with the damn thing then...

Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342402)
Cwizzle, I'm coming over next month, like it or not ;)
I won't be here. :ugh2:

Isamu 10-03-2011 08:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342402)
Cwizzle, I'm coming over next month, like it or not ;)
Ninor and Cwizzle sitting in a tree

F U C K ING...

XwChriswX 10-03-2011 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1342419)
Ninor and Cwizzle sitting in a tree F U C K ING...
Is-a-mu and a goat, sitting in a boat, F I S T ING...

sexZness 10-03-2011 08:25 PM
What's fisting? :icon17: and it's kinda hard to fvck on a tree, btw :ugh2:

Cwizzle, where the hell r u going nao??

blue660r01 10-03-2011 08:26 PM
:wtf2:


This isnt where I parked my car.

b1adesofcha0s 10-03-2011 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1342305)
:facepalm: :rofl2:
Inexperienced driver + 1st RWD sports car :p

Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1342422)
Is-a-mu and a goat, sitting in a boat, F I S T ING...
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

XwChriswX 10-03-2011 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342442)
What's fisting? :icon17: and it's kinda hard to fvck on a tree, btw :ugh2:

Cwizzle, where the hell r u going nao??
Omg, you are soooo innocent! :rofl2:


I don't know... away from here asap. Less than 30 days to go! :happydance:

sexZness 10-03-2011 08:31 PM
Waaaaah???? You said you were staying, WTF?

blue660r01 10-03-2011 08:33 PM
Where do you plan to go to kris

shadoquad 10-03-2011 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342402)
Cwizzle, I'm coming over next month, like it or not ;)
Bring condoms

XwChriswX 10-03-2011 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342459)
Waaaaah???? You said you were staying, WTF?
It's an option, but everything is up in the air right now. Nothing is for certain except no more BS with the military. :happydance:

Quote:
Originally Posted by blue660r01 (Post 1342466)
Where do you plan to go to kris
Might go home and spend some time with the Family for a while. Get to enjoy the Holidays with them...

shadoquad 10-03-2011 09:02 PM
Cwiz is coming east? Maybe I should bring condoms.

blue660r01 10-03-2011 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1342538)
Might go home and spend some time with the Family for a while. Get to enjoy the Holidays with them...
In PA?


http://i.imgur.com/n9EHo.jpg

shadoquad 10-03-2011 09:05 PM
rofl "I'm a white person"

XwChriswX 10-03-2011 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by blue660r01 (Post 1342551)
In PA?
Yup.

sexZness 10-03-2011 09:07 PM
Neeeevermiiiinnnndddd... I guess I won't be showing my *** around anytime soon :p

XwChriswX 10-03-2011 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342564)
Neeeevermiiiinnnndddd... I guess I won't be showing my *** around anytime soon :p
:rofl2: Sorriieeeee Just trying to get life in order and all...

blue660r01 10-03-2011 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1342557)
rofl "I'm a white person"
LOL I figured you'd like it. Also is Kris really named Jayquwan?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...21906379_n.jpg
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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1342564)
Neeeevermiiiinnnndddd... I guess I won't be showing my *** around anytime soon :p
I thought you knew Kris is gay?

shadoquad 10-03-2011 09:11 PM
:roflpuke2: sh1t blu I'm crackin up

blue660r01 10-03-2011 09:18 PM
how about this shado lol...crazy brits

http://i.imgur.com/TeQ8c.png


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