Nissan 370Z Forum - The 370z Useless Thread II

A gas station owner in Atlanta,Georgia was trying to increase his sales.
So he put up a sign that read,

"Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said,
"You were close. The number was 7.
Sorry. No sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck,
along with his brother, Bubba,
pulled in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story,
and asked him to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time.
The proprietor said,
"Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother,
"I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray.
It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

lol

Isamu

03-28-2011 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jquad (Post 1016044)

WTF!!! Its still Cold!!

It snowed here yesterday man :ugh2:

ClemsonWill

03-28-2011 11:21 AM

It rained all weekend here. :mad:

98intrigue

03-28-2011 11:26 AM

It's been raining since 2am here. One of my Boxers is scared of thunderstorms, so I didn't sleep too well since she was freaking out all am.

ClemsonWill

03-28-2011 11:34 AM

That scks.

I like your new signature pic. Looks great!

shadoquad

03-28-2011 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaienZ34 (Post 1015363)

I can not comment on soccer. As I could never sit through more than 5 mins without wanting to shoot myself in the face.

Soccer makes you appreciate endurance. It's not just sprinting, it's jogging and sprinting for 90 minutes with a break in the middle.

Also, the scarcity of goals makes every opportunity exciting, and when they finally do score, it's emotional.

WestCo Scott

03-28-2011 11:36 AM

^ One of my dogs are in the same boat, no bueno when a storm rolls in.

Btw, what happened to this thread.. it's so damn... useful now :(

shadoquad

03-28-2011 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WestCo Scott (Post 1016622)

Btw, what happened to this thread.. it's so damn... useful now :(

I'll fix that.

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000...ll_xlarge.jpeg

ClemsonWill

03-28-2011 11:46 AM

Fixed with a red x!