:stirthepot::wtf2:

Projectile!!!! :hello:

Obv you would

Shooting... Like with guns, y0!

Yes we know how shopping works :shakes head:

You do? Oh wait... I forgot you're a ghey

No. I'm an engineer, I was able to deduce how it works with mah brain powaz.

I met a really cute Chinese girl last night.

With or without beer goggles on?

Good point.

Hmm... Was she a fob?

Is her vajayjay slanted too?

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

Before I got drunk. I wanna nom that fine sushi

...... Sushi.... Japanese.... I thought she was Chinese.... :roflpuke2:

I'm Russian.... All Asians are equal to me.

Ridley Scott is making another Blade Runner movie. It's not a remake but either a prequel or sequel.

russians are not asian/

always with the shooting lol

and not all asians are equal. chinese people got chinkier eyes. but ninas eyes are chinkier. but hello :hello:

Says the guy who's av is a monkey holding a gun :bowrofl:

hey its a warning of the future.. "damn you you dirty apes!!"

What else can you expect from Texans? They are trying to separate into their own country and then try to take over the US :shakes head:

She's a very special Asian

funny thing is she aint azn. she is hispanic. mexican or columbian or something. wanna chime in sezynina

She's a bro

you know it :gtfo2:

she is a guy in disguise?? WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT:icon14:

She is azn, she was just raised in South America.

:rofl2: :iagree:

You :gtfo2: and go back to your country. We don't like your kind here, this is Amurrrka. :roflpuke2:

Yeah man I drove down to her place last night, told u I met a cute Chinese girl

shiit theres nothing more american than beingh a Texan! we're the stereotype the rest of the world judges you by lol

Texas was the only Nation to volunteeraly enter the US. It's our right to leave.

That's gonna change once you separate into your own country. Then you won't be American anymore :p

I like Texas.

I like Turtles.

Once Texas leaves the union we will be flooded by immigrants willing to work leaving the socialist states left in the US

Texas does have the most selfsufficient economy in the country...maybe it's something to do with the larege size lol. Weve got cattle, crops, manufacturing plants, shitloads of military bases, a space shuttle center, access to the gulf...so on and so forth

They won't survive on their own

And oil...............

no, reallY? :gtfo2:
lmao jk

If I end up working for Exxon like I want to, they will probably want to send me to Texas to work at the refineries for a year or two :ugh2: