I keep telling you to move to the south but you won't listen

I'm cold

Show some emotion. It'll go far with the chicks.

nah they don't like emotional guys, just ask the emo's :)

I didn't mean :superghey: emotions. I meant man emotions like horny and caveman.

done





now what?

fap i guess?

Find woman, get rejected, then fap with your own tears as lube.

that's dark :wtf2:

Yeah, I'm meaning to see a doctor about that. It comes out like a dark tan instead of normal color. You think that could be because of high pus content?

I don't think tears would work for lube. Better get a bottle of lotion just in case.

that's what she said

ouch.

That's what she said when you came in dry.

At least i don't have to use tears as lube to fap