Bought a $20 scratch and won 10g's, WHAT TO DO NOW ??
 

I'm so happy now, what should I buy guys ?????

hookers, and lots of them

+1 for hookrs n blow.

10,000 $1 scratch cards

If you don't own your Z, i would put it towards the loan on the Z. Nothing beats not paying a car note, the only thing better is owning your own home without any notes left to pay. :happydance:

what? how the hell? how many in the past have you bought to make that happen? lol jk and congrats!

Get a room in Vegas, assorted hookers and maybe a donkey and a pile of blow so high you need skis and poles to stand on top! Congrats

a better april fools joke?

but if you actually won- congrats!

i also vote hookers...if you go to s.africa, apparently you can buy 10,000 of them

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good point!

pay the taxes then spend the few remaining dollars on gas for the car.

That was very interesting information!

Stockpile on weapons and military-grade ammo.

no not the militia!

Who said anything about a militia?

The news

Drugs and uranium

:pics: of the ticket

Yeah man, pics or it didn't happen! (lol, I'm just kidding. Always wanted to say that.)

You know, you shouldnt buy guys, you buy girls.:tiphat:

Buy a RealDoll. They're always ready when you are, they don't get fat (unless you're into that and order it that way), and they keep their mouths shut. Well technically they don't keep their mouths shut. Okay they're inaudible. That's what I meant.

Does that factoid sheet on prostitutes include the ones that are paid with houses, cars, clothing and the destruction of their spouse' will to live? Oh, wait, those are WIVES so, with no sex involved, they CAN'T be prostitutes!

As my buddy says "Next time I'm just going to find a hot looking, mean-old broad and just buy her a house. It'll save me anguish in the long run."

You seem well versed in this doll. I would rep you for it but we cant do that right now.

:icon18:

After two weeks on this forum your avatar still scares the **** out of me.

you can see my avatar right now?

Also I think thats the face that comes with the realdoll Semtex is talking about.

Oh and I forgot. They're anal-friendly. How awesome is that? :yum:

But sounds is all part of the fun, they need to make some kind of sound.

So what you can lick em, stick em, but not bit em? (might poop em)

Yes. I'm trying not to look at it!

Oh dear lord now I'm going to have nightmares!:eek:

[beavis voice]

"Anal" and "poop 'em" hehehehehe

I can only see my avatar right now. No one elses. You must be special today.

I see dead people.

(can't see my own name without highlighting it)

That's because your avatar is one of the stock ones. You didn't upload your own pic to use as an avi.

Cool. Now I have an Avatar!

thats the one I used before the troll baby.

Try using the money using the head between shoulders instead of the head between your legs. It'll take you alot further in this life and the next.

party pooper!

I thought you didn't have to start trying to buy your way into heaven until the mid-sixties...at least that'll be my plan.

:rofl2: People here know way too much about prostitutes and real dolls...

Buy me a freakin' hair transplant

No! Don't do it!
Better to shave all off then have sprouts on your head.