freak. :shakes head:

Seriously, it really must suck to have sex with a hot chick....then she eats you...

I wouldn't really call a female praying mantis "hot." :ugh2:

lol I should have said "applying to humans" :icon14: Although for some women they do eat up your money :ugh2:

back on topic: For me spiders that are big, slim, and run freakn fast are what I really hate. I could deal with tarantulas even held my friends. Bugger was to lazy to move....

They got some nice big booty though :P

http://www.photodump.com/wp-content/...r-768x1024.jpg

sweet jesus, what the hell is that?!

Not sure, but I heard it likes to climb into your urethra

Well I hope you killed the damn thing... YOu wouldnt want it climbing into you car and getting in your girls pants.

I don't wear girl's pants!!!!! ... often

looks like a garden spider...

Dude, if that's a garden spider then he's been noshing on some radioactive flies.

That's not a spider, that's a head crab:

http://itscliff.files.wordpress.com/...eadcrab4tx.jpg

Need to get one of these:

hahahaahahahahahha the boss reaction = EPIC!! ahahahaha

i used to work at a rental car company. one day this dude came to return the car. i drove the car to the backlot to give it a wash, so I drove it through the carwash then i saw this f*cking huge 5inch spider on the ceiling of the car staring at me. I opened the car door and jumped out as quick as possible while the car was still going thru the carwash.

I ran inside the office soaking wet, then I heard the dude said if anyone had seen his spider.