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Spooler 02-05-2021 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3984729)
We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.
Just had Roast, Potatoes, and Carrots. I am surprised everyone's nose hairs aren't singed on here reading this. Good lord, it's bad. LMAO!!!!! I would have been laughing and farting in that meeting.....

madwi 02-05-2021 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3984731)
Just had Roast, Potatoes, and Carrots. I am surprised everyone's nose hairs aren't singed on here reading this. Good lord, it's bad. LMAO!!!!! I would have been laughing and farting in that meeting.....
Every single person had the thought to rip a, hopefully, silent one during the meeting. Everyone but Mike cause Mike is a **** and no longer works with us.

johnxxx 02-05-2021 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3984720)
You made FI Instagram page
Me too! #99 - MA Motorsports ! :happydance:

Ghostvette 02-05-2021 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3984729)
We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.
Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'.... :inoutroflpuke:

Leingod 02-05-2021 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3984737)
Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'.... :inoutroflpuke:
Nah. A carpet bomb is walking past someone and ripping a shot. Prarie dogging is when a chod continuously pops in and out of the hole when you're trying to hold it in.

johnxxx 02-05-2021 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3984739)
Nah. A carpet bomb is walking past someone and ripping a shot. Prarie dogging is when a chod continuously pops in and out of the hole when you're trying to hold it in.
:icon18: How does one even know this? lol :icon18:

Rusty 02-05-2021 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3984729)
We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.
You should have worked at some of the places I have worked at. :eek: Just about anything went. :rofl2: Especially after a meeting with HR. :rofl2: If you are going to blame me for something that I didn't do. I'm doing it right in front of you. That was our moto. Kim from HR, it was all she could do to keep from pissing herself at times. :rofl2:

Rusty 02-05-2021 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by johnxxx (Post 3984740)
:icon18: I've must of missed the memo on these important life lessons :icon18:
When you got a turd trying to get out. We called that turtling. Like the head of a turtle going in and out.

madwi 02-05-2021 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3984742)
When you got a turd trying to get out. We called that turtling. Like the head of a turtle going in and out.
Now to get specific, here we call it turtle heading when its poking out and aint going back in.

jwick 02-05-2021 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3984737)
Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'.... :inoutroflpuke:

Nope. Prairie dogging is completely different.

jwick 02-05-2021 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by johnxxx (Post 3984740)
:icon18: How does one even know this? lol :icon18:

Never seen Lampoons Vegas Vacation?

redondoaveb 02-05-2021 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by johnxxx (Post 3984736)
Me too! #99 - MA Motorsports ! :happydance:
Congrats. I saw that and wondered if it was someone one here

redondoaveb 02-05-2021 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3984743)
Now to get specific, here we call it turtle heading when its poking out and aint going back in.
I thought that was called "growing a tail" :tup:

JLarson 02-05-2021 12:31 PM
Remember that farts are the screams of trapped and dying poop!

Ghostvette 02-05-2021 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3984739)
Nah. A carpet bomb is walking past someone and ripping a shot. Prarie dogging is when a chod continuously pops in and out of the hole when you're trying to hold it in.
Okay... so 'carpet bomb' is like 'cropdusting'.... Got it....:inoutroflpuke:

Reason I thought it was the same as 'prairie dogging' is that in a cube farm, people pop up out of their cubes like prairie dogs...... :rofl2::rofl2:

Spooler 02-05-2021 01:11 PM
Someone is having some Serious Kittens. Quite comical...

Hotrodz 02-05-2021 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3984721)
Someone pass gas in the lunchroom? :ugh2:
COVID TEST!!!

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Hotrodz 02-05-2021 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3984728)
Nice, first shot is no big deal, give the injection site a good ol zoren rub and it will relieve most of the knotted feeling the next day. Keep up on the immune boost especially the week before you get the second shot. Some of my pussy coworkers had to take the day off after the second shot saying they felt terrible. I didnt feel 100% normal but not sick, just kind of off but I did get a headache for about 5 hours and then I felt perfectly fine again.
Good to know. What is your recipe for immune boost?

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Hotrodz 02-05-2021 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3984729)
We had the head of HR lady get pissed off at our whole team because we were dying of laughter and cheer while sitting in a meeting about how fart jokes are not funny and 'carpet bombing' (she did the air quotes thing) your coworkers is not professional and someone has complained.
LMAO, me and the CEO had that conversation about facts are always funny no matter if you are 3 or 93!

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redondoaveb 02-05-2021 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3984757)
Good to know. What is your recipe for immune boost?

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Hookers and blow :tup:

Hotrodz 02-05-2021 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3984737)
Always thought that 'carpet bombing' was known as 'prairie dogging'.... :inoutroflpuke:
Or turttling!

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Hotrodz 02-05-2021 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3984759)
Hookers and blow :tup:
I should be good to go then!

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Spooler 02-05-2021 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3984755)
Someone is having some Serious Kittens. Quite comical...
Evidence gathering this week has been fruitful on our part. Questions have been answered. One more person to get that I know of. There may be more. Wife and I have been on our own. We are doing quite well for rookies.

Spooler 02-05-2021 01:35 PM
Have you ever seen someone grab their own shovel and start digging their own hole???

madwi 02-05-2021 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3984757)
Good to know. What is your recipe for immune boost?

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I just do the basics, vitamin C tabs (500mg), increase my fatty fish intake for vitamin D boost and eat a Flinstones chewable vitamin cause they taste great. :rofl2: Keep up on fluids and electrolytes.

Hotrodz 02-05-2021 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3984763)
Have you ever seen someone grab their own shovel and start digging their own hole???
LMAO, some people confess there wrong doings before you ask the first questions. I used school young officers on the art of asking a question and shut the hell up. Let people talk long as they want too and when they stop don't say anything and let there be that uncomfortable pregnant pause because they will start talking again.

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madwi 02-05-2021 01:44 PM
A few cups of green tea cant hurt anything either

Hotrodz 02-05-2021 01:46 PM
First shoot done. Not sure why some people said it hurts I didn't even notice anything. But then I am numb to most things.

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Spooler 02-05-2021 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3984766)
LMAO, some people confess there wrong doings before you ask the first questions. I used school young officers on the art of asking a question and shut the hell up. Let people talk long as they want too and when they stop don't say anything and let there be that uncomfortable pregnant pause because they will start talking again.

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It is much easier these days. Facebook, they will post like crazy trying to justify their actions and lye about their wrong doings. When you are siting here looking at the evidence, it really becomes quite comical. Even our African Gray Parrot is laughing in my wife's voice about it.

God-Speed 02-05-2021 01:55 PM
:wtf2:

Spooler 02-05-2021 01:59 PM
If I go missing, start asking questions. It is actually getting quite dangerous due to the large money amount. The people involved actually go all the way up North. It is much bigger than we ever knew.

Ghostvette 02-05-2021 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3984766)
LMAO, some people confess there wrong doings before you ask the first questions. I used school young officers on the art of asking a question and shut the hell up. Let people talk long as they want too and when they stop don't say anything and let there be that uncomfortable pregnant pause because they will start talking again.

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Kinda like going to a job interview. I had to learn when to STFU.... :eekdance:

madwi 02-05-2021 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3984771)
If I go missing, start asking questions. It is actually getting quite dangerous due to the large money amount.
I got a BB gun and can sit in one of your trees. I do require Hot cocoa WITH little marshmallows.

Ghostvette 02-05-2021 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3984771)
If I go missing, start asking questions. It is actually getting quite dangerous due to the large money amount.
:eek:

Ghostvette 02-05-2021 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3984773)
I got a BB gun and can sit in one of your trees. I do require Hot cocoa, WITH little marshmallows.
Screw the BB gun.... 308 FTW... :tup:

madwi 02-05-2021 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3984775)
Screw the BB gun.... 308 FTW... :tup:
well, you know, since the law is involved Im going with naming my 7mm mag BB gun.

Spooler 02-05-2021 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3984774)
:eek:
Yeah, people in NJ, PA, and other northern states. I figured I better speak now just to let everyone know. When they figure out what we have, things may turn south. We are doing our best to protect ourselves.
A couple people that have been helping us are getting worried for our safety.

Hotrodz 02-05-2021 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3984772)
Kinda like going to a job interview. I had to learn when to STFU.... :eekdance:
Exactly, the same goes for testifying in court. Answer the question and be done, more is not better!

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Spooler 02-05-2021 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3984779)
Exactly, the same goes for testifying in court. Answer the question and be done, more is not better!

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Been there and done that. I hate it. Thank goodness they don't ask us to do that much anymore. Nothing worse than testifying against someone who murdered a guy and shot his girlfriend. Then, stole his car and ran over said man.

johnxxx 02-05-2021 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3984745)
Never seen Lampoons Vegas Vacation?
It's on my watchlist now. :tup:


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