The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVII

JARblue · 08-06-2020, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

last picture, middle thing on bread. How you suppose to eat that? Mash it down? eat the top layer first and work your way down? slice off a chunk?

It's called a fork you neanderthal

madwi · 08-06-2020, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

It's called a fork you neanderthal

I wasnt sure if it was finger food being on a slice of bread.

JARblue · 08-06-2020, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

I wasnt sure if it was finger food being on a slice of bread.

It's the size of the wine glass. I'm guessing it's not finger food

madwi · 08-06-2020, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

It's the size of the wine glass. I'm guessing it's not finger food

My fat *** didnt even notice the wine.

Leingod · 08-06-2020, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

last picture, middle thing on bread. How you suppose to eat that? Mash it down? eat the top layer first and work your way down? slice off a chunk?

It was gruyere mac & cheese spread. The noodles were cooked to the point of almost being mush. you'd mash/spread it evenly over the bread and eat that way.

From a plating standpoint, it's very appetizing due to the height and texture differences. From a food to mouth standpoint, it's asinine and totally not worth the effort.

Ghostvette · 08-06-2020, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

last picture, middle thing on bread. How you suppose to eat that? Mash it down? eat the top layer first and work your way down? slice off a chunk?

Eat it in one bite?

madwi · 08-06-2020, 09:35 AM

Now you know why I dont go to fancy places.

"Sir, we dont eat the table decorations." "I thought it was the salad course!"

Leingod · 08-06-2020, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Now you know why I dont go to fancy places.

"Sir, we dont eat the table decorations." "I thought it was the salad course!"

Blew Susan's mind the first time I told her she could eat the flowers garnishing her salad and the gold leaf garnish on the smoked salmon.

JARblue · 08-06-2020, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Blew Susan's mind the first time I told her she could eat the flowers garnishing her salad and the gold leaf garnish on the smoked salmon.

Were they made out of icing? I love flowers made out of icing

Sounds like my kind of salad

Leingod · 08-06-2020, 09:42 AM

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Were they made out of icing? I love flowers made out of icing

Sounds like my kind of salad

Screw baking. Can't stand making fondant or cooling frosting to a specific temp to make roses.

Cooking is like alchemy to me. Toss shyt into a pot and see what comes out. Baking is a freaking science down to the gram.

Zoren 370 · 08-06-2020, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Now you know why I dont go to fancy places.

"Sir, we dont eat the table decorations." "I thought it was the salad course!"

Dont bring Madwi to a Japanese resto he might eat that green rolled thing next to the sushi and eat it in one bite like Ghost recommend!

He would be screaming “Banzai”

Leingod · 08-06-2020, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Dont bring Madwi to a Japanese resto he might eat that green rolled thing next to the sushi and eat it in one bite like Ghost recommend!

He would be screaming “Banzai”

They usually garnish with Kale leaves. The same thing Pizza Hut use to decorate salad bars with during the 90's. Totally edible.

madwi · 08-06-2020, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Dont bring Madwi to a Japanese resto he might eat that green rolled thing next to the sushi and eat it in one bite like Ghost recommend!

He would be screaming “Banzai”

Bringing me to a sushi place is bad idea. It is one of my favorite things on earth and I can pack it away. My old boss and I went to a place in Phx. and we had ordered about 8 or 9 different rolls and sashimi and you name it. They dropped the bill at the table and we started laughing. Told them we were just getting started! More Sake!

Zoren 370 · 08-06-2020, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Bringing me to a sushi place is bad idea. It is one of my favorite things on earth and I can pack it away. My old boss and I went to a place in Phx. and we had ordered about 8 or 9 different rolls and sashimi and you name it. They dropped the bill at the table and we started laughing. Told them we were just getting started! More Sake!

You should have told the waitress your preping for a Sumo fight! Lol

JLarson · 08-06-2020, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Bringing me to a sushi place is bad idea. It is one of my favorite things on earth and I can pack it away. My old boss and I went to a place in Phx. and we had ordered about 8 or 9 different rolls and sashimi and you name it. They dropped the bill at the table and we started laughing. Told them we were just getting started! More Sake!

If you're out this way again (and restaurants are open) I know 2 very good places in the area. I love sushi.

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madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684429	Now you know why I dont go to fancy places. "Sir, we dont eat the table decorations." "I thought it was the salad course!"