This was probably the best thing I ever "baked" outside of random french breads. Unicorn bagels. Screwed around with the ph levels of the water for a good hour when boiling them.

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You should have told the waitress your preping for a Sumo fight! Lol

Dude have you ever considered you might be in the wrong career?

You got skills man... I nice culinary resto could make you a millionaire in NY.

I hate cooking in restaurants and have no ownership experience running a place. I just like to experiment.

One thing I do want to try some day is to open a stand at the New York State Fair with me selling "Fried Artichoke Hearts". They're something I have never seen another restaurant or venue serve before.

And I know without a moments hesitation they'd sell very easily. Canned artichoke hearts quartered, tons of italian seasoning and panko bread crumbs. Fried in peanut oil and dipped with putanesca sauce.

Hire someone to run the place and just be like Salt Bae and sprinkle salt on stuff....:icon14:

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If you're out this way again (and restaurants are open) I know 2 very good places in the area. I love sushi.

We usually have them on the salad bar at work. I'll have to try frying some up. Panko or maybe a tempura batter would work too.

I had a good night last night on my street corner. All my clients wanted riding lessons. My knee was good. Dusting off the shorty shorts did the trick. I now have more mod money.

I can! Most of my metrics suggest that all participants do not, in fact, enjoy torn genitals.

There is a small dissenting percentage which disagrees, and I'm happy to collect more data if you're willing to participate in a few experiments I've designed?

I'll just need you to sign these waivers here... and are you perchance familiar with a guillotine?

I've only ever used italian or panko. Be sure to go heavy on garlic powder, onion powder, & paprika. Use half the amount of oregano leaves, basil leaves, cumin powder, & parsley. Then just so a few sprinkles of nutmeg and ground mustard.

Fry in oil until dark golden brown. Let sit on a cooling rack to drain properly.

Current banners for the garage will consist of:

Nismo
Mclaren
Ferrari
Lamborghini
Aston Martin
Koenigsegg
Tesla

You know... because important house purchase stuff....

I see Trips stopped by the other thread

Dr's office just call me about my MRI yesterday and I missed the call. When they call this quick it is not good. Oh chit, what did they see.