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redondoaveb 08-12-2020 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3953964)
Sister's ex. He would come home drunk. Abuse my sister time to time. The one night, after his abuse. My sister super glued his diick to his belly. Another time. She super glued his azz cheeks together. Used Nair on his balls then rubbed Ben Gay over them.

After the divorce. She got a BF. After a while. He turned into a azzhole. Smacked my sister around. He walked into the house through the back door one night. Sister was waiting for him with a baseball bat behind the door. Took over 40 stitches to close his head up.

My sister could pick the winners. :shakes head: My sister was 6ft tall.
You sister had a great imagination (unless you were on the receiving end of it), gotta give her that. Now, her choice in men, that's another thing. :ugh2:

Zoren 370 08-12-2020 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3953938)
You don't have any standards. So how could you lower them?
Actually you do have a point there..maybe I shouldn't get upset about it after all.

Thanks Rusty.. your such a good mathematician you calculated it precisely! :ugh2:

I dont even know what Im talking about!:ugh2:

madwi 08-12-2020 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3953964)
Sister's ex. He would come home drunk. Abuse my sister time to time. The one night, after his abuse. My sister super glued his diick to his belly. Another time. She super glued his azz cheeks together. Used Nair on his balls then rubbed Ben Gay over them.

After the divorce. She got a BF. After a while. He turned into a azzhole. Smacked my sister around. He walked into the house through the back door one night. Sister was waiting for him with a baseball bat behind the door. Took over 40 stitches to close his head up.

My sister could pick the winners. :shakes head: My sister was 6ft tall.
I dated a dancer for a while. She and the other two girls had a run in with a guy who didnt want to pay the full price and smacked one of the girls. By the time security made it from the car into the house they had the guy tied up and had superglued his kok to his stomach. :icon17: They left the guy there tied up after cleaning out his wallet for the full amount.

Zoren 370 08-12-2020 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3953958)
Like a MFer. Had a cast for 2 months. Still hurts when I turn a wrench. Domestic violence is no joke EW :shakes head:
So you mean you lost function of your wrist moving up and downwards?

Thats must be terrible!

I hope your ambidextrous!:tup:

Rusty 08-12-2020 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3953965)
You sister had a great imagination (unless you were on the receiving end of it), gotta give her that. Now, her choice in men, that's another thing. :ugh2:
Oh.............she could really pick them. :shakes head: The one Bf, I pushed down a flight of steps. :rofl2: I was 14 at the time. It was self defense. :shakes head:

Zoren 370 08-12-2020 10:08 PM
Is your sister and Lorena Bobitts been good friends way back in highschool?

I hope she found her right man already?

BettyZ 08-12-2020 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3953971)
Is your sister and Lorena Bobitts been good friends way back in highschool?

I hope she found her right man already?
You are a dumb azz. :shakes head::shakes head::shakes head:

Rusty 08-13-2020 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3953971)
Is your sister and Lorena Bobitts been good friends way back in highschool?

I hope she found her right man already?
Yea........she found God. They're taking a dirt nap together. She has been dead for a while.

Rusty 08-13-2020 12:34 AM
Reps from some one who cares. :tiphat:

jchammond 08-13-2020 04:01 AM
T-59 :ugh:

jchammond 08-13-2020 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3953830)
:icon18:

I resemble that remark. :shakes head:

Hearing doc appointment this afternoon. I know I've got some issues, so what's two or three steps below Joby? Is that merely 'selective hearing' or not quite deaf as a post? :inoutroflpuke:
Yep, mine wasn’t too good :ugh2:
My paperwork showed 2 lines moved across just a little, then spiraled down at an angle....or worse :icon14:
Looked like a backwards dynograph :rofl2:

jchammond 08-13-2020 04:14 AM
Headed for the countertop cammer, pusky’s treat bag is running low....so they’ll give me that look this morning :icon08:

Zoren 370 08-13-2020 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3953976)
Yea........she found God. They're taking a dirt nap together. She has been dead for a while.
Oh Im sorry to hear that.... At least she found peace and aways from this craziness pandemic and all the riots...

God-Speed 08-13-2020 04:21 AM
Good Thursday Morning All. 107* for the high today and that's not including the heat index with 0% chance of rain. :eek: Not much else except the same old same old. Have a good one guys and stay Cool. Stay Safe, Stay Positive and Keep Washing Those Hands!! :tup:

jchammond 08-13-2020 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by God-Speed (Post 3953989)
Good Thursday Morning All. 107* for the high today and that's not including the heat index with 0% chance of rain. :eek: Not much else except the same old same old. Have a good one guys and stay Cool. Stay Safe, Stay Positive and Keep Washing Those Hands!! :tup:
:icon14::eek:
I’m seeing just 88* here, with a chance of afternoon thunderstorms, heat index will push it up in lower 90’s :ugh2:

Zoren 370 08-13-2020 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3953974)
You are a dumb azz. :shakes head::shakes head::shakes head:
Hey what did I say??...all i meant they are both creative in getting back at their Man! Just like Zingston has said great imagination.

But wait are you saying Mrs Betty is scared of snip snip? Isn't it...you surgically lost yours years back?

I know it must be a traumatic experience. :ugh2:

Zoren 370 08-13-2020 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3953991)
:icon14::eek:
I’m seeing just 88* here, with a chance of afternoon thunderstorms, heat index will push it up in lower 90’s :ugh2:
Hey don’t forget to pick up your toilet seat on your way to FL this month!!

Zoren 370 08-13-2020 04:40 AM
I wish someone can glue my Vienna sausage up my belly but unfortunately it wont even reach my waist line!!!:shakes head:

Maybe a hair clip would hold it up??!!!:wtf2:

-ZS-Carpenter 08-13-2020 05:14 AM
No more Dragon runs at ZdayZ unless you make a day trip out of it:shakes head: New home is in Blowing rock NC, 3.5 hours from Deals gap.

jchammond 08-13-2020 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted by -ZS-Carpenter (Post 3953996)
No more Dragon runs at ZdayZ unless you make a day trip out of it:shakes head: New home is in Blowing rock NC, 3.5 hours from Deals gap.
Huh :icon14:

madwi 08-13-2020 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by -ZS-Carpenter (Post 3953996)
No more Dragon runs at ZdayZ unless you make a day trip out of it:shakes head: New home is in Blowing rock NC, 3.5 hours from Deals gap.
Wow. F that.
*Edit* new area doesnt look bad. I liked being away from all the **** of daily life but meh, things change.

jchammond 08-13-2020 05:42 AM
Not a bad drive for me & closer to my little sisters house Near Winston Salem :ugh2:
We shall see, hopefully the event will be held In Springtime

-ZS-Carpenter 08-13-2020 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3953998)
Wow. F that.
*Edit* new area doesnt look bad. I liked being away from all the **** of daily life but meh, things change.
Won't be unplugged though. It's in a town with cell service, not lost in the mountains :shakes head:

madwi 08-13-2020 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by -ZS-Carpenter (Post 3954001)
Won't be unplugged though. It's in a town with cell service, not lost in the mountains :shakes head:
I am bummed about that. I do like getting away from internet and normal stuff. That was the appeal of being in the mountains.

Zingston 08-13-2020 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3953992)
Hey what did I say??...all i meant they are both creative in getting back at their Man! Just like Zingston has said great imagination.

But wait are you saying Mrs Betty is scared of snip snip? Isn't it...you surgically lost yours years back?

I know it must be a traumatic experience. :ugh2:



Yeah, just like I said. :ugh: :wtf2:

-ZS-Carpenter 08-13-2020 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3954002)
I am bummed about that. I do like getting away from internet and normal stuff. That was the appeal of being in the mountains.
Settle have a video on FB. The way he describes the town it sounds like a little Gatlinburg: shakes head:

Meh... if it sucks you guys can find me back in Robbinsville

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jchammond 08-13-2020 06:20 AM
Going for a huge bowl of oatmeal :yum:
💩💨

JLarson 08-13-2020 06:23 AM
Hmm it knocks off a good 2.5 hours from my drive, I can say this would make me a lot more likely to go. Do we get a group discount for renting a single room for our big pile of lovin'?

Leingod 08-13-2020 06:25 AM
Same here. Only 12 hrs instead of 15.

BettyZ 08-13-2020 06:26 AM
Ola itcheZ! One moar day!

eastwest2300 08-13-2020 06:27 AM
got 3 emails this morning from apple :rock::rock::rock::rock:

eastwest2300 08-13-2020 06:28 AM
something from apple is coming in the mail :rock::rock::rock::rock:

BOLO. :eek:

madwi 08-13-2020 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3954011)
something from apple is coming in the mail :rock::rock::rock::rock:

BOLO. :eek:
Your overpriced, non-upgrade-able (sp check says that right lol) POS is being delivered?

Zoren 370 08-13-2020 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by -ZS-Carpenter (Post 3953996)
No more Dragon runs at ZdayZ unless you make a day trip out of it:shakes head: New home is in Blowing rock NC, 3.5 hours from Deals gap.
Yup I saw that at Zdayz web page.

Its gonna be at Blowing Rock NC new home of Zday!

Well you can always jump off the Blowing Rock and the strong winds will bring you back!!!

I doubt it with JC though he has heavy knuckles tucked between his legs! :wtf2:

Zoren 370 08-13-2020 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3954002)
I am bummed about that. I do like getting away from internet and normal stuff. That was the appeal of being in the mountains.
Hey Madwi inside my room there is no cell signal!!!

You are more than welcome! :yum::yum:

Zoren 370 08-13-2020 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3954007)
Hmm it knocks off a good 2.5 hours from my drive, I can say this would make me a lot more likely to go. Do we get a group discount for renting a single room for our big pile of lovin'?
I very much like that idea JL with one shower room Only!

jchammond 08-13-2020 07:00 AM
:hello: And good morning Folks, gonna wash off the Ferd before taking to dealership today for multiple recalls :wtf2:
Though the body is in rough shape, it’s really running well now :tup:

sx moneypit 08-13-2020 07:05 AM
Good morning everybody!:hello:Had a nice thunderstorm roll through early this morning.Sure made it tough to get out of bed.:icon17:

JLarson 08-13-2020 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3954015)
I very much like that idea JL with one shower room Only!
Look, the pile of lovin' is one thing, but a single shower room? Are you a savage?

old guy 08-13-2020 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3954019)
Look, the pile of lovin' is one thing, but a single shower room? Are you a savage?
:bowrofl:


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