LMAO. Well-played.

He doesn't eat his food. He inhales it. :icon14: I've seen him eat.

And it's exactly this thought that helps me not lose my sh!t at work.

He did also say that he would leave the states opening up to the discretion of the guvnahs.

:iagree: beat me to it already

I have no idea what happened here in the last 2 days:icon14: The phone app skipped ahead and i got lost:ugh2:

387 essential yards of grey stuff :tiphat: 287 mile :driving: 16 hours on the clock :icon14: I think I earned this beer:tup:

If I ever go to a Z meet and have the privilege of meeting everyone, we will have an eating contest:

7 Publix Whole Subs and fully loaded in 30 minutes.

You're late to the party. :rofl2:

There is no Publix as ZDayZ.

Better late than never lol.

Work has us working alternating days, so I go into the office every other day (luckily, they still pay us for 40 hours), and it's got my biological clock fcuked up. On the days I go work, I'll get home about 5.30 PM and take a nap for a few hours, wake up, and go jogging, come home, shower, and catch up on the greatest forum in the world.

:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

You was abducted by aliens and anal probed. The taste in you mouth is from the bubble gum that the aliens put on the end of the probe. When you started chewing the gum. The aliens know it's in deep enough. You have to ask Zoren on what the aliens found in you, or put in you.

That's literally what he just said.

Look it is not my fault the fire was attracted to me!

I know. :facepalm: Sometimes (all the time) you wonder about him. :icon14: There is some wires crossed, shorted, and disconnected in that skull of his.

It's all those Army experimental vaccinations.

Every time they asked for volunteers. He was the first to raise his hand and say "pick me, pick me". They knew they had their guy.

Someone needs to go to NC and kick a guy in the nuts. Any takers?

:ugh:

:ugh::ugh:

Well, been up an hour, time to fire up the countertop cammer :ugh2:
BTW, 43* outside now :eek:

Coffee in hand, meditation begins-as I cut the straps on the OSB yesterday & started on installing it :ugh2:
We got rain coming Saturday night & Sunday + a few days next week :icon14:
Tying in the back first, then gonna hit couple rows around the bottom before going up top...would like to somewhat dry it in before rain hits :iagree:

I’m probably the only folk out there who drills pilot holes in the OSB before screwing into place :icon17:

Where’s errbody at :icon08:

I’m right here...

:wtf2:

Today will be a good day.

As I sit here quietly pondering the gentle slices, I am quickly drawn to the sizzlng sympatico of the gyrating grease. It is almost as if it has dedicated its unique stovetop dance entirely to my life.

I have developed an almost spiritual admiration for bacon and all things bacon-like.

Spoiler is at peace with the world....

Today is my oatmeal day :yum:
Gotta keep the fiber up & fight off the cholesterols :tiphat:

You’ve been hiding :hello:

You have faded again :nutswinger:

Dude sounds like your having a sensual ejaculatory response while you prepare that bacon! Nice puwetry though.

Good morning JC and Bacon.

The enticing aroma of the sizzling stench of fat lard awakens me on my tranquil slumber...scrabbling to reach the latrine due to the immense regurgitation of Aztec revenge!

Now my spirit is at peace and ready to spread my pulchritudinous self.

See you my dear friends!

How is that my precious Spoiler?

:ugh2:

:hello: Good morning Zoren

Happy Friday everyone :tiphat:
Bout to shift into gear :driving:

Good Hand Washing Friday Guys. Cold front coming through this afternoon with a chance of rain at 30% with a high today of 76*. Better chance of rain tomorrow. With that in mind will try to get the yard mowed this morning after getting a few things done. Being Friday going to have Mexican food from our restaurant for dinner. :yum: So hope you all have a good Friday. Stay Safe, Stay Positive and Keep Washing those Hands. :tup:

I'm not laughing at the holes but you could probably do without the cutting fluid :rofl2:

And the drill press!

:hello::hello::hello:

:tup:

whatever it is, i like it..

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