need to get the blades on the tractor sharpened but my grass is in need.

The local walmart is limiting the number of shoppers because that became the hang out spot when everything else closed :shakes head:

Every store I saw on the way home was packed with cars. It's going to get far worse just because people are idiots.

My weedeater crapped out. Went to pull it to start and it was just about locked up. Got it loosened up and no start. Very little compression. Looks like I need to go to Rusty's store and steal a weedeater since that is so easy to do.

Sorry man...Do I need to seek asylum to the Continental grounds now?

Melord what do they mean “the grass is greener at the other side”

Does it mean I need to stick my donkey at my neighbors green grass?

I need to get a dictionary for American idioms.

Im stupid!

Just pulled into work. We have one door in and one door out. We're limiting the number of people in the store. There is a line waiting to get in. :shakes head: A lot of people wearing masks.

Not sure if technically legal to drive with the printout of my registration renewal receipt and no sticker on plates but I need to go to work and get a headset so I can log into my phone extension using Jabber. I need to control punch-in/out process as they forget to put 48 hours on this paycheck because I was working remotely and they didnt adjust the times. :rolleyes:

The Z is going to be perfect to drive I think barring the wheel alignment isnt so far out of whack it wobbles going down the road. :rofl2:

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Because it's growing over a septic system.

Too late, you've been deemed excommunicado.

Why bother paying the government? I just make sure I have insurance :icon17:


Again... who cares?

What in the fùck is a condom? :icon14:

Waste of a good water balloon :twocents:

I couldn't help it. I got an access port for the WRX. The reviews for MA Performance's Stock tune were overwhelmingly good, and it comes with the device when you get it from them. So I figured I'll try it out as it's not a wild tune or anything.


I do see myself getting a catted down/J pipe later on as the cats on subarus suck. I had so much black soot on my hands from the secondary cat when swapping out the cat back, it was disgusting.

my dad sent me a pic text earlier he was high bid on a 19 mclaren 570S but the dealer wouldnt let it go at 158k :facepalm:

he said 160k wouldnt budge off of 2k which amazes me right now.

was really close to having a new toy to play with lol

I'm at costco trying to buy cleaning supplies. They open in 40 minutes the line is literally 1/4 mile to get in

What about contractors? Are they in line with the chain saw bandits?:roflpuke2: