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Zoren 370 03-23-2020 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3917631)
Gov. Whitmer just sent out warning on travel ban. Stay the **** home. go out only to get medications, groceries or emergency medical services.
Is getting escort services considered emergency medical services?
You know I need assistance when I walk...you know escort?:leghump::leghump:

Rusty 03-23-2020 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917644)
Did your Indian life insurance agent hang up on you too. When you told them your real age? :rolleyes:
No, I told him that I was 14 and a trust fund baby. He tried to sell me a 5 million dollar policy for 10.99 a month. :icon14:

Zoren 370 03-23-2020 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917649)
Go back into your bathroom with the sticky paged NatGeo and the extra large bottle of hand lotion, and lock the door. And please don't make any grunting noises.

:icon17::icon17:

Zoren 370 03-23-2020 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917653)
No, I told him that I was 14 and a trust fund baby. He tried to sell me a 5 million dollar policy for 10.99 a month. :icon14:
That’s illegal man soliciting money from minors!!!

Those red dot heads!!! Ok I dare anyone calls me racist is Gay!!! Lol

Rusty 03-23-2020 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917652)
Is getting escort services considered emergency medical services?
You know I need assistance when I walk...you know escort?:leghump::leghump:
An escort under arm each ain't happening for you. You're too short. Unless they're midgets.

Zoren 370 03-23-2020 08:15 PM
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An escort under arm each ain't happening for you. You're too short. Unless they're midgets.
Thats a very nice come back for an old man like you!!! :tup::tup:

You made me laugh hard!!!

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Rusty 03-23-2020 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917655)
That’s illegal man soliciting money from minors!!!

Those red dot heads!!! Ok I dare anyone calls me racist is Gay!!! Lol
Years ago. I worked for a company called AquaTech. The company was owned by Hindu's. The owners wife had the red dot. We used to call that a reset button. :rofl2: That was a strange place to work at. :icon14:

Rusty 03-23-2020 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917657)
Thats a very nice come back for an old man like you!!! :tup::tup:

You made me laugh hard!!!

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Looks like you got dice for teeth. :icon14:

Zingston 03-23-2020 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917657)
Thats a very nice come back for an old man like you!!! :tup::tup:

You made me laugh hard!!!

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Cool. His teeth fit like tetris. :icon17:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917616)
Love you too..........from a safe distance...........like 1,200 miles..............which might not be far enough............
:ugh2:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917617)
Going to be a hound dog on a stolen TP case?
:icon08:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3917626)
Dog just hit the deck and went for cover under the bed :icon17:
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3917630)
Sounds like he is going to be the hounddog on the Hand Sanitizer and N95 mask hoarding cases after watching Mr. Barr. All I got to say is, Go get them MFer's EW. Make sure you let out some rounchy gas and make them pay even more.
:icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3917631)
Gov. Whitmer just sent out warning on travel ban. Stay the **** home. go out only to get medications, groceries or emergency medical services.
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

duudes.

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917642)
You both get a room for heaven sake keep this thread general patronage!:rolleyes::rolleyes:
:mad:


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