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02-23-2020 04:18 AM |
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Originally Posted by madwi
(Post 3910283)
Idk. One thing is they must live in the gym because she has prepared us sooo much good food. No idea how they are skinny haha
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Well I used to be skinny too. That is before I got this bacon monkey on my back.
Yeah, I remember like it was yesterday when I touched my pork for the first time. It felt so good, so right. I knew I probably shouldn't touch it every day, but I just couldn't stop.
Mom used to see the grease stains all around the house but she never really said anything. She would just say, “Boys will be boys...”. I remember when she and Dad got me fitted for my first pair of safety glasses so I wouldn't get it in my eyes.. :ugh2: ....To this day, I am still wearing glasses just like they warned me about.
Now fifty years later, and its still the first thing I pull out each day to enjoy.... to get it sizzling hot and watch it splatter... it still makes my toes curl... oh gosh...
:facepalm:
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