Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3921490)

First one to put $2000 cash in my hand gets my spot. I can order groceries to be delivered. :icon17: Maybe this can be a lucrative side gig in these time. Professional line stander.

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3921496)

My bacon has a first name, it’s ...O S C A R
My bacon has a second name, it’s ... M A Y E R
Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I’ll say...

“What’d I miss duuude, where’s my invite duude, I oint like it duuude”

Then I will make these crazy faces;

:excited:

:icon14:

:shakes head:

and then I will throw a Miami gang sign of..

:gtfo2:

Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3921499)

:icon23::icon23::icon23:
:mad::mad::mad:
:icon14::icon14::icon14:

:iagree:

Originally Posted by asht (Post 3921544)

It seems like we all have chefs / budding chefs on here. How about we share recipes?

Maybe we should also Make them not so complex as we all have to conserve food


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Originally Posted by -ZS-Carpenter (Post 3921545)

Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3921492)

The Ridgid from Home Depot is hard to beat at 159$ w/4ah battery + charger and a lifetime warranty :iagree:
That’s the online order price only; they may have gone up some since my last purchase :ugh2:

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3921484)

Got to Costco @ 8.30 AM this morning. Store opened at 9.30 AM. By the time I got there, there was a line to the back of the building. By the time 9.30 AM rolled around, there was a line that formed around the building 2 fold, so the person that was "next" to me had to go around the building basically twice before getting to the entrance. Someone offered the person in front of me, myself, and the person behind me $$ to take their place, which all of us refused lmao.

This time around, most people had had gloves and masks. Anyone that so much as sniffled got the "get the fcuk away from me" look.

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3921490)

First one to put $2000 cash in my hand gets my spot. I can order groceries to be delivered. :icon17: Maybe this can be a lucrative side gig in these time. Professional line stander.

Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3921492)

The Ridgid from Home Depot is hard to beat at 159$ w/4ah battery + charger and a lifetime warranty :iagree:
That’s the online order price only; they may have gone up some since my last purchase :ugh2:

Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3921556)

I'm going to get in line and when I get to the front, I'll let the line continue to go in front of me until someone buys my first-in-line spot :tup: Then go get back in line and repeat :tup:

Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3921557)

You call that the COVID-19 unemployment line. One way to supplement your income!:roflpuke2:

Originally Posted by asht (Post 3921541)

The last time I was in church... believe it or not, I’m the official Carriloneur (I ring the bell) Father Derek’s Sermon was how the last time it was like this was probably the Black Death. You can’t count Spanish Flu because the world had crippled itself with a world war.


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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3921558)

Need money for racecar.

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3921484)

Got to Costco @ 8.30 AM this morning. Store opened at 9.30 AM. By the time I got there, there was a line to the back of the building. By the time 9.30 AM rolled around, there was a line that formed around the building 2 fold, so the person that was "next" to me had to go around the building basically twice before getting to the entrance. Someone offered the person in front of me, myself, and the person behind me $$ to take their place, which all of us refused lmao.

This time around, most people had had gloves and masks. Anyone that so much as sniffled got the "get the fcuk away from me" look.

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3921526)

I am jealous! We ate the last of the steaks earlier this week. Good news is half a cow is coming from the farm next week. :tup:

Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3921445)

I'm going to buy a 1/2" cordless impact. Any recommendations?

Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3921561)

Yup. I went Friday morning. The line went alongside the building, into the adjacent street til the end, curved back out to the main street, along the main street for a block into the race track parking lot. Literally 1/4 mile long line. Yesterday I was waiting to get into the bank, the lady behind me told me her daughter camped out at 2am that morning so she could get supplies. :eek:

Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3921564)

This **** is crazy. Nothing like that here. We went to Costco two Monday’s ago and the line was about 30 people. We were inside in 15-20 mins.

Went to the grocery store last Monday and walked right in.

Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3921566)

Seems every big box store is doing that here. Even the bank. Letting only a few people in at a time, and those in line keeping that 6 foot distance. The costco parking lot wasnt even close being as full as a pre-coronavirus shopping day.

Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3921569)

They handed out bleach wipes as you got close so you could wipe down the cart.

Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3921569)

They handed out bleach wipes as you got close so you could wipe down the cart.

Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3921572)

Ive seen costco employees wiping the carts down as other workers brought them back. But now, you grab a cart and get your wipes after you go in. Kinda defeats the purpose handling the cart before wiping it down.

Wholefoods had a worker outside wiping down carts and baskets. She greeted every person not by "Hello, welcome to Wholefoods", but rather "Hello, all the carts and baskets have been sanitized"...lol

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3921575)

New recommendation is not to go to grocery or pharmacy for next two weeks. Total lockdown.

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3921578)

I have food for 4 months. After that, I'm looting.

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3921575)

New recommendation is not to go to grocery or pharmacy for next two weeks. Total lockdown.

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3921583)

Meh, I can swing by the amish and have a whole pig, cow, goat or whatever other farm animal I want butchered. They got good canned goods and their smoke houses dont stop it seems. :yum:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3921585)

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3921597)

I bet a lot of them feel like that now. "What's up with this stupid human?"

I feel bad for Nismo, putting up with that EW guy. :(

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3921598)

The sunroom is cleaned up. The patio is ready. Apple tree been trimed. :tup: Now to do the pear tree. Which I'm not looking forward to. :icon14: The bee's are out and about. My pear tree is in full bloom already. :eek:

Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3921607)

I need to plant a fruit tree. Not sure what kind of want and not really a good place to put it in the back yard.

Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3921560)

I need money for 3 hookers! All at yhe same time!

Is that essential?

Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3921595)

LOL, by whom? So much false information out there it is not even funny. Get your tinfoil hat out and put it on.

Originally Posted by asht (Post 3921609)

Josie would be amazing


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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3921597)

I bet a lot of them feel like that now. "What's up with this stupid human?"

I feel bad for Nismo, putting up with that EW guy. :(

Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3921601)

Only a dog like Nismo would ever stand living with EW that guy stinks!
Gas alert all the time!